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@Lits11I'm unreliable, irresponsible,immature, undisciplined, inefficient, disorganised, inconsistent and unmotivated but I'm FUN !!!
*When adding family on Facebook* Before: "Fuck bitches, smoke blunts!" After: "I helped an old lady cross the street."
I'm going to change my name to "Benefits". Now when you add me on Facebook it will say, "You are now friends with benefits."
" Hi" "hey" "how are u" "ok, u? " "Nah fine" RT if u hate these conversations
If only our parents knew about half the things we do,the types of things we say,the kind of fun we have, or the crazy crap weget into.
I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet.
Girls who say "a lot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers !! RT
The guy next to me at the red light this morning didn't want to race me. Stupid school bus driver.
"I believe in luck:how else can you explain the success of those you dont like ?" -J.Cocteau. RT
dowry is invented for one time settlement wat men has to bear for lifetime RT
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