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MAGA keeps repeating the same lie, claiming that Kamala Harris has no policy ideas. She has already proposed the following ideas, if you actually have been paying any attention. - Expanding access to affordable housing. - Increasing the minimum wage. - Paid family leave. - Tax…


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I love when the “Is Eli Manning a HOFer” debate comes up. This is probably the only Giants related argument I will really get into. This clip from Greeny never gets old. Just gonna leave this here for all the delusional people out there 💅🏻#Giants100 #elimanning


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Hey @MLBNetwork if you're gonna show the Reds Braves game you gotta either ditch the ticker for now or compress the screen cause you cannot see the scorebug at all


Prediction for Kyle Davidson press conference:


Terry Bradshaw just set the record for most fat jokes in an interview.


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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes


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You can tell Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit are Amazon employees now because they had to go right back to work after someone suffered a horrific injury


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Apparently Texas A&M is taking this video down on everyone’s page, just wanna join the fun and see if they find us


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I have twice as many floors as you do wins

Hey @EmpireStateBldg, if it’s easier click New York Giants colors and that will do



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I’m teaching 1L Civil Procedure this fall. LMK if you want to audit…

Very odd development. The judge sent back the jury to fill out the form on damages even if it is just a dollar. It is not clear why that would be the case unless they found defamation. Otherwise, it seems odds to force a jury to state damages without a finding of guilt.



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It is an absolute shame John Tavares has been toiling away in Toronto for so many years. He’s finally unleashed and it’s quite … nothing

It is an absolute shame John Tavares was toiling away on Long Island for so many years. He’s finally unleashed and it’s quite something.



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Good thing Flyers head coach Mike Yeo ended Keith Yandle’s 989 game ironman streak so they could get their teeth kicked in by the Leafs… what a scumbag.


The only people who killed more generals than the Ukrainians are the Harlem Globetrotters.


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It's bad form at Harvard Law School to even *mention* your LSAT score and Tucker would know that if he wasn't an idiot frozen dinner scion who literally couldn't buy his way into Harvard or standardize test himself out of a paper bag.

Tucker: It might be time for Joe Biden to let us know Ketanji Brown Jackson’s LSAT score was. Why wouldn’t he tell us that…



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If you want to tweet about @laurenboebert retweet her LONG CRIMINAL RECORD.


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⚠️ If you're in Ukraine and reading this please turn geolocation off on your phone now. Russia is using it to track gatherings. Tell those around you to do the same.


Pretty sure @HerschelWalker would fail the Wonderlic.


Mrs. Fields > Kim Fields > Justin Fields


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$1870 for racism?! For racist actions towards Donbass player @jalen_smereck, Kremenchuk player Andrey Deniskin was disqualified for three matches. Deniskin was also given 10 matches of an additional disqualification or fine $1870. We demand a reconsideration of the decision!

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Why didn’t @SteveKornacki get a chance to host Jeopardy!?


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