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Lauren Mabbett

@LaurenMabbett

radio/MC/quiz host/stand up comedy/mac n cheese lover Insta: mabbettface

Joined April 2009
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In New Zealand you have to say "just these thanks" as you place your items on the counter otherwise they will not serve you and assume you are requiring many more items


Never trust cats

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How do the @nbcsnl cast not get mad anxiety of awkwardly having no one to hug at the end of the show


I don't think I could handle a Paul and a Trump win all in one month #PaulTyson


Props to these guys lasting six rounds when I get taken down by a little toe to the coffee table #PaulTyson


Be so frustrating trying to prove to your mates you were front row at the #PaulTyson fight but can't cos you're wearing a full body Squid Game suit


[retracts green card lottery entry]


About to turn 40 and the algorithm knows it

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JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING SECOND

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When you win chair solitaire

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The dangers of going to the toilet while cranking your library on shuffle. I hope my apartment complex enjoyed the entirety of the Duck Tales theme song


Imagine being that poor person that has to sit on top of the lift all day saying “level 4”


The cat I’m looking after looks like a food pyramid

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This cloud looks like the moment you fucked up the painting

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My favourite part of the morning is going downstairs and walking past the F45 gym with my coffee and ham and cheese croissant


The embarrassment I feel when I go to take a sip from my water bottle and realise the lid is clicked shut so have to retract and unclick it then try again is unmatched


I’m in a fancy new house and managed to turn on their house speakers but can’t turn them off. I’ve had System playing for over an hour now


My own version of the olympics is trying to put down my food and grab the remote before “skip intro” disappears


Curious to know if Biden realises he's out


Shout out to anyone else who packs like me

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Favourite Simpsons bit? I think mine has to be “Ralph, remember when you said Snagglepuss was outside?” “He was going to the bathroom”


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