SallyStormz
@KyndaABigDealWeather enthusiast 🌪 LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 Sober journey 🏆 Unapologetically me 💜
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I don’t care what anyone says, Hurricane Milton was NOT overhyped. This narrative that “oh, it was only a cat 3”, or “oh, only two of my branches fell down in my yard”, is ridiculous. The amount of storm surge damage along the coastline was significant to catastrophic (as…
16yo me on aol chat: a/s/l? Random fkn human: 17/m/USA Me: Oooooohhh I bet he's hott
I've done thorough research from multiple credible sources and I still don't know what the fuck "camp" means
Bad news: Brie Larson has been cast in Fast and Furious 10 Worse news: They're making a Fast and Furious 10
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I am allowed to have a bad day, and today was that day. Kthanksbye
Anyways, HI! It's been a while. The world is still shit, but in a different way.
After watching the new Jackass movie, I'm reminded all my athletic hobbies of my childhood and early adulthood(cheerleading, motorsports, and weight-lifting) have royally fucked me as an adult. Take better care of your bodies. You cannot get a new back. I've asked.
Why are the cats locked in their room? Husband: because they're fucking assholes. Fair enough...
They should make toilet tabs in different colors. What if a bitch wants purple toilet water? Where you at cLoRoX??
If I were to ever die, please make me 15 minutes late to my own funeral so I can be myself till the very end.
Can we stop calling everything a "hack?" Calm down Susan. Cutting up potatoes and putting them in your air fryer is not a hack. You made French fries...
I especially love when Mariah Carey comes back to ruin another Christmas season 🎄
French Wheel of Fortune: "I'd like to buy a vouweule"
Fuck everyone except the 3 people who like my tweets. I love you 🥰
I wonder how many people will get vaccinated now that Facebook is down?
Facebook and Instagram go mysteriously offline and, for one shining day, the world becomes a healthier place. #facebookdown
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