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Kraken Khris

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@PaulMac but you actually do want to know, it’s so patently clear. You want him to make you blush like a fishmonger at one of his bleary-eyed after-parties. You want to be his random guy, don’t you? #david_coote #PGMOL #guylove

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It’ll Be(n) all-White on the night as David goes full stretch at the double to offer a Raya sunshine for Gunners in bore draw that sees Arteta’s Partey poopers rain on La Dea’s parade. #ATAARS #UEFAChampionsLeague #StretchArmstrong

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You have to admire the precision of the @SkySportsNews Deadline Day Countdown timer ⏱️ #DeadlineDay #FootballFriday #TransferNews #TransferDaily #PremiereLeague #TimeCop

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Stone Cold Steve Davis As requested by James Rourke

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"Jermaine Jenas & Huw Edwards to present a podcast together about being sacked by the BBC. It must not, repeat must not be titled Huw Jenas"

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“Chilly” & Co left out in the cold after myriad of much-maligned misfits misled by merciless Maresca @NoContextChe1 @EnzoMaressca @ChelseaFC @sterling7 @TrevohChalobah #ChelseaFC #Chelsea #TransferWindow #PremierLeague #ColdShoulder

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“I’ve cleaned up more shit than any other President.” @realDonaldTrump #Trump2024 #TrumpDerangementSyndrome #MoreThanAnyOther #ShitTalk

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Meanwhile, at @ChelseaFC headquarters, @todd_boehly and @paulwinstanley9 march on with their novel approach to summer signings. #TransferNews #Chelsea #SupermarketSweep

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“Wait, wait! Let me get my gold high-tops” #Trump #Trump2024 #SneakerSaturday

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Simons strike sends Dutch into 7th heaven until helmsman Harry steers ship on course for 1st foreign soil final after Dum Denzel foul while Felix fixes it for Lions but causes a commotion amongst Oranje as Watkins steals Virgil’s thunder to seal deal and get 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿’s world in motion

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Sweet sixteen Lamine machine sparks super six win streak as steely Spaniards stick it out to set final scene on Sunday but Morata suffers sudden split-second scare with somewhat seething squad scarcely able to stomach sour taste left by sloppy steward’s slip ‘n’ slide #EURO2024

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Ed Davey celebrates being re-elected.


Why’s the porridge bloke moonlighting as returning officer for Blyth and Ashington? @NoContextBrits #PorridgePoll #StayAwake4QuakerQuota #GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24 #GeneralElectionWooHoo

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