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Kelso

@Kelso_Lite

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Joined June 2009

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Kelso

3 Sep 2021

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22 Nov

Me: spends $300 on my hair only to box dye it a month later Also me: goes to the dollar store to buy scissors on my lunch break to cut my hair because it’s annoying me

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22 Nov

Life advice: never trust somebody who doesn’t like Mac Miller.

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24 Oct

Things that actually happened in my plant store : Customer is looking for a gift and I so kindly recommend a money tree as they are said to bring good luck and good fortune. To which she replies “JESUS IS MY ONLY SAVIOR”

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15 Oct

there is a flower in her hair but she is fighting a quiet war

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27 Sep

night owl.

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22 Sep

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29 Aug

“Hold on a second mom, Jim Abernethy is calling me” -words for 500 that I thought would never come out of my mouth

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19 Aug

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4 Aug

today’s hurricane activities consisted of: -shotgunning a beer naked outside -edibles -GameCube -sex -tacos

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12 Jun

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8 Jun

Tonight I got drunk at a concert and while I was waiting in line for the bathroom I randomly told this girl how the local bowling alley is haunted And now I’m in bed thinking about how weird that must have been for her..

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16 May

me minding my own business at work: a middle aged customer, unprovoked, being completely serious: “why did you stretch your ears even bigger, are you trying to fit a dick in there”

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9 May

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

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30 Apr

need to stare at a body of water about this

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27 Mar

sorry your lack of whimsy and joy is not my problem

Kelso

28 Mar

Networking: noun- getting drunk with a bunch of entrepreneurs aka my new favorite hobby

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18 Mar

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

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