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Keegan O.

@KeegsOntiveros

Tulpar's secondary nurse (with a full degree). Divorced 43yo father to one daughter. | Run by @analogouscorbin :3 | #parodytwt, #mouthwashing, 16+

Joined December 2024
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Amara told me to get this app. So, hello. I'm Keegan, the secondary nurse aboard the Tulpar during our work weeks. 👋🏽 Nice to meet you all. nursekeegs.straw.page


Can we pelt this guy with rocks please. It would be good for morale. :)

lets publicly execute him for no reason in particular



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this list looks like something curly would make.

_TAKECAREOFIT's tweet image. this list looks like something curly would make.

This list got me HOLLERING

PicturesFoIder's tweet image. This list got me HOLLERING


Don f tellt hem I snuck alcohol onto the ship and have been sipoign on it for the past 2bhirus


Another day of being a proud Jimmy hater! Dunno what ol' blondie boy sees in him.


Curlyhhhgh...,,

KeegsOntiveros's tweet image. Curlyhhhgh...,,

Stupid job. Stupid Jimmy and his STUPID psych eval answers. Fuckin' idiot.


It's so fucking cold in here. Couldn't we have been provided with some heaters in the bunks, at least?


Agreed with anon WHATT WHO SAID THAT.

1) Think I'd prefer it the other way round. With you in my lap. 2) Pull as hard as you'd like, sweetheart.

GR4NTCURLY's tweet image. 1) Think I'd prefer it the other way round. With you in my lap.
2) Pull as hard as you'd like, sweetheart.


Imagine letting some unstable roach into the cockpit. Couldn't be me.


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look at our co pilot we’re gonna crash…..

TULPARSCIENCE's tweet image. look at our co pilot we’re gonna crash…..

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When yo captain is a freak..

hiccubusfaith's tweet image. When yo captain is a freak..

Look at my fuckin pilot bruh we're gonna crash... 😔

Idomt wannt do this fuckjg job anymkre



Ran out of reeses cups. A sad day indeed.


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Keegan O. Reposted

Daisuke appreciation post

Asstr1d_'s tweet image. Daisuke appreciation post
Asstr1d_'s tweet image. Daisuke appreciation post
Asstr1d_'s tweet image. Daisuke appreciation post
Asstr1d_'s tweet image. Daisuke appreciation post

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No one tell him lmfao

InterningInHell's tweet image. No one tell him lmfao

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