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Sausage Fingers

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Heaton Stan FC, St Pauli FC, Durham CCC, Newcastle CCC. Accidental Anarchist. Fan of overpriced craft ales..

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First @RoyalMail round done today without my shorts on. Had to wear me trousers. Felt dirty. Won’t happen again. Shamed. @Angry_Postman


Was fortunate to be successful in the ballot for Eng v India next year at the Oval. Unfortunately I am no millionaire. Nearly a grand for first 4 days & digs in Brixton. Gotta factor in the train to get there. Plus spendies. I’ll just watch it on the box

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Saw this on my round yesterday. It’s November FFS!! @Angry_Postman

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They say ‘never meet your hero’s ‘ but fuck em. I’ve met a legend in @ChrisHelme

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Bollocks!

ATTENDANCE: Blyth Town v Heaton Stannington - 189 @PitchingIn_

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Great win lads 👏👏👏

FULL TIME: Heaton Stannington 3-0 Ossett United

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As a Brit, I've been watching the American election results with sorrow for my American friends. Some are comparing it to the Brexit vote here, imagining if we'd voted for Brexit twice. But here's the thing... in a sense, we did. And here are some lessons from it. 🧵


Lovely tap takeover @brandlingvilla get ya sells soon. It’s little Edinburgh in leafy NE3, but remember Edinburgh is still maroon…

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He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a…


Apparently, hope doesn’t lie with the Proles. Seems as though they’re happy to back a convicted felon, sex pest and downright racist.

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What an amazing night. Rolled back the years & pushed & shoved me way to the front.

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Have waited 23 years to see @libertines hope my knees will hold up.

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It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.


This man speaks for me…👏👏👏


The adorable couple…

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The penny has finally dropped. This Neck Oil shite is fucking worse than Fosters, Carling etc… As Hoggy off a Captains Tale said “tastes like gnats piss”

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Monday Monday, so good to me…

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The evening view: Dunston UTS 3 Heaton Stan 2. Late derby despair for Newcastle's alternative black & white movement on Gazza's south side of the Big River as the region's top Step 4 sides clash. But @heatonstanharry will always be the (Top) Dog on the Tyne. Win, lose, or draw...

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Never forget. Never again. #Aberfan

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