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Kathy Griffin Quotes

@KathyQuotes

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Joined November 2012
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"I'm sorry I didn't invent the ipod! I just tell dick jokes."


"She's lost a lot weight due to diet, pilates and crack. Without the diet and pilates."


"I don't apologize mom, that's why I'm special."


"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."


"who knew Cloris Leachman can drop the f-bombs like Hiroshima?"


"About Dr Phil : " On what bald guy/fatass team are you on ?"


"I've got some great sh^t to share with you tonight. It's so bad, nobody's going to be talking to ANY of us tomorrow."


"I'll share my marquee with a shitter. It wouldn't be the first time."


"it takes a lot of crack to blame Oprah for anything."


"I know Ron Jeremy for a long time. i fucked him once and I still have a bruise on my back."


"I am owning it: I know I'm going straight to hell. I have my handbasket all decorated."


"But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."


"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."


"I love dirt of all kinds. All dirt is clean. There's no such thing as filthy dirt."


"You wanna know why l m thin: l m HUNGRY and BITCHY!"


"I'm like a guppy, I'll eat til I explode."


"you know what they say! All the good stuff happens through the back door."


"That's life when you're on the D-list."


"l almost broke my second nose"


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