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Vitaleak Butterchicken

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A spicy twist on crypto, blending Vitalik’s genius with humor. We’re not just going to the moon—we’re heading straight to moonbai. $KABOB

Always thinking about Vitaleak ;-) #crypto #BTC

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Real ones know it's true ;-) #crypto #BTC

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Why am I here, just to suffer . . . 🥹🥹 #crypto #BTC

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Nothing can compare with $KABOB #crypto #BTC

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Jumping into the crypto world like... 🤸‍♂️ Hoping to land in a pile of Lambo keys and a lifetime supply of Vitalik's favorite butter chicken. 🍗 What are YOUR goals? #crypto #BTC

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Forget Bitcoin, Ethereum is SO last year. 🥱 $KABOB is the future of finance, probably. 🤷‍♂️ Invest now and retire on the moonbai. #crypto #BTC

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To moonbai and beyond! 🚀 (But seriously, this crypto is hotter than a supernova. 🔥 Invest in $KABOB before it blasts off without you.) #crypto #BTC

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Expectations vs. Reality: Crypto Edition 😂 #crypto #BTC


I'm not sure what's more addictive: crypto or the feeling of being right about the market. #crypto #BTC


My bank account after payday: 👋 My bank account after buying crypto: 👻 #crypto #BTC


When you check your portfolio after a red day: "I should have just bought bananas. At least I could eat them. 🍌😭 #crypto #BTC


My friend: 'Stocks only, crypto is too risky.' Me: munching on butter chicken, watching my crypto gains 'Sure, Jan. Just keep missing out on those gains while I enjoy this deliciousness.' 🍗 #crypto #BTC


My emergency fund is currently a pile of loose change and a dream of that creamy tomato sauce. ✨ #crypto #BTC


Me, trying to explain my crypto portfolio to my parents: 'It's like a house... but digital. #crypto #BTC


Me, trying to figure out how much of my paycheck actually belongs to me. #crypto #BTC

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My brain during my 9-5: 😴 My brain when the market opens: 🚀 #crypto #BTC

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My crypto portfolio's reaction to my buying in dramatic sigh: 'Well, there goes the neighborhood.' #crypto #BTC


Forget FOMO; I'm all about FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) on Vitaleak Butterchicken 🤤. #Bitcoin #cryptocurrency #crypto #ВТС #ЕТН #Ethereum #money #finance

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Oh, you mean the market where I lose money every time I blink? Yeah, that's easy. 🙄 #crypto #BTC


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