Kaleigh
@K_GrapeJuiceLaughing at myself on a regular basis. Dreaming bigger than I'll ever be able to afford. Falling in love with strangers. Complaining about the struggle.
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Just a reminder that Patriots fans greeted their Super Bowl winning QB returning home the right way.
Please stop sending me this. Yes i know
Since I’ll probably never get to actually date @Shanemgillis, I’ll settle for a knock off. So any hilarious regular dudes that look like they can crush beers and wear golf polos casually with gym shorts, hit me up.
Was super pumped to snack on some @piratesbooty at the pool and legit ended up with a bag that has no cheese on the poofs. I keep eating them hoping to find a cheesy one 😔
i remember when i used to enjoy my job 🥲
someone convince me to *not* spend all my money on new swimsuits
I’m about to start handing out citations to guys that lie about their height on dating apps. The fines will be paid directly to my Venmo or Cash App.
I did it guys. I bought a muscle punching gun. I know that’s not what it’s called, but it’s exactly what it does. I plan on beating the shit out of myself with it.
Normalize having hard conversations. Normalize confrontation. Harboring negativity will only inflate the issue.
Parents are 1/2 vaccinated, and coming down next toozdey!!!
Happy international women’s day if you’ve ever talked over a woman, needlessly touched a woman’s waist/arm/back to get her attention, or called one who you don’t know “sweetheart” - Venmo them $20 for financial compensation
I have friends that lose 15lbs when they go through a breakup. Anyone wanna fall in love for a month and then break my heart? It’s my new diet plan.
My rents are finally coming to FL after over a year. Both of them said “we talk to you every day, we don’t really care about seeing you” thanks guys. I bought new sheets for you.
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“I wouldn’t mind some light scissoring in a Disney movie” -Randy
man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells
RT if you've had a dream where you realize you're not wearing a mask. Starting to see a trend.
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