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Jortinan

@Jortinan

i don’t do hard drugs, i don’t eat kale, and i never leave a party without kissing all my homies

Joined December 2013
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Yo who tf is this guy anyway

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My Spotify wrapped is embarrassing and therefore I will merely state that I was in the top 0.001% for Chumba Wumba with a total of 58,476 mins of straight “Tubthumping” exclusively. They didn’t even categorize me in anything; it just said “Chumbo”


All them folk who think money is real are lying to you with big words and confusing vernacular to keep you complacent to the way things are. It’s time to recognize the true currency:

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Why are they adding more water to water?


Made this comic that is 100% social commentary and NOT a clap back to a certain individual causing problems in the hometown school system. Let me know what you guys think :)

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Time for my quarter-annually 3 day Minecraft binge


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Top Gun was okay and I enjoyed it. Also fuck you guys, you’re doing so terribly that the state sucks worse than ever, and I hope you can’t sleep at night. @AsaHutchinson @TomCottonAR @JohnBoozman


Babe’s gone, time to rearrange the rooms because I’m unsure how to live in peace when babe away. They gonna be pissed when they find out where I put the bed.


Once somebody starts talking about their S/O on the bird app too much, I gotta remove. Say funny thing and go on like rest of us 🔫 😡


My new hobby is online-bullying people with opinions that are not mine until I have moved on to better things. I literally do not care about ruining a stranger’s day, I just want the serotonin.


As a fan of guns myself, yet another mass shooting indicates to me that the issue is in fact guns and their ease of access to very clearly unhealthy minds


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forgot to save some of the pasta water

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“Someone said if you play this audio…” no shut up, no one said this and your plot for increased view counts, higher interaction stats, and potential reach are concepts that will not make you happy, my brother in Christ


Next person who defends the government can tell me why my passport which I paid TOO MUCH MONEY FOR is fucking wrong. They can’t do their job at any capacity and the whole thing should be done away with entirely.


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