Jordan
@Jordeatsu27, I'm a failed child actor, currently a robotics programmer, from the land of the Geordie accent and 99% of the time you won't be able to understand me
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Just realised I never put any pictures anywhere but I got my sleeve finished a few weeks ago
why did I agree to work at 3am on a Sunday, I have made a terrible mistake
MOT was booked in for yesterday, completely forgot about it… whoopsies
The entirety of my office has all got to fuck off for the day on some wee day trip to a race course bar me and 2 other lads who are stuck indoors on a training course
I hate taking a photo for a new profile picture, I just find the entire thing so awkward
May as well bend me over with the amount this passport is fucking my bank account
Just gone to have a photo taken for a new passport £10 for 1 photo…absolute scamming bastards
Waiting for the nice men to clean my car because I canny be fucked to do it myself
Given up, I’ve put my tunnel at back in
Does anyone know how to stop expander plugs from falling out over night? Constantly waking up with one of my plugs just somewhere in the bed but never happens if I wear my tunnels instead
Does anyone know how to stop expander plugs from falling out over night? Constantly waking up with one of my plugs just somewhere in the bed but never happens if I wear my tunnels instead
Need a fireman’s helmet for the amount of fires I’m putting out at work today I mean, if you ignore the technicality that may have started half of them…but that’s not the point
Got sunglasses with glasses lenses in and my life has changed, more blindly driving with either nee glegs on or the raging fire ball of a sun melting my eyes
2 and a half years ago, I decided I was gonna start this whole twitter thing again. In that time I’ve made 5 tweets (including this one), gee good job
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