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Jordan Henderslut

@JordanHendo15

Military age male just here to do burnouts and butt stuff

Joined November 2012
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me whenever she says something absurd and asks if i still love her

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I can smell the nap I’m gonna take from here

Thanksgiving 2024: The #Giants with Tommy DeVito take on the #Cowboys with Cooper Rush at 4:30 ET on FOX, with Tom Brady on the call.

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Her: “go lock the door” Me:

This is exactly how we are feeling right now



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The Dallas Cowboys right now:

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Got a compliment from her therapist is this what being high on life feels like?


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Calling her "big dawg">>>

calling your partner "my love" is cringe.



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Get out and vote!

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I run hot

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It’s somebody out there rn…still sleeping with the fan on. 😭



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We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

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the curse

Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?



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“Happy Cowboys gameday”

Happy Cowboys gameday how we feeling



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These girls’ expectations are getting kind of ridiculous now

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thinking about sandwiches


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notice how she’s not on her ipad and she’s actually enjoying the game though?

NEW: Toddler caught throwing back a beer at the University of Texas football game over the weekend. The child, who appears to be about 4, was seen chugging a Michelob ULTRA. Her mother appeared to be completely oblivious to what was going on. According to the individual who…



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Type shit I’ve been on lately

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1-0 🤠


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One day until our mental health is in the hands of the Dallas Cowboys

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life if blue raspberrys were real

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Y’all I’m cooked she’s got me bumpin Sabrina Carpenter in my work truck


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