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Jonathan Dew

@JonnyDew

Love my life. professional stunt man, modern day renaissance man, future astronaught/president of america

Joined March 2010
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That was probably one of the worst national anthems I’ve ever heard #homerunderby can we get a do over…any of the outfield kids could probably do better


Shout out to @buglesofficial for being the most underrated chip and keeping it real with the price point


You know the economy is tough when @tacobell finally brings back #verdesauce but then charges 20 cents a packet. Was that really a necessary business decision?!?


The @BuffaloBills lost because they didn’t utilize @stefondiggs to his abilities. He is a 50+ yard wr all day every day and every time he touched it it was productive yet he wasn’t utilized this whole season. It was borderline pathetic


Yoooo @FDSportsbook how you gonna give Najee Harris 5 yards then take it back??!??!


Yo @Walmart what’s up with my un-bbqed chips?!? They are all plain!

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I might not know much about college football but KeAndre Lambert Smith not getting a catch makes me feel bamboozled


Hey @Chilis you need to have a bowl game next year, I’ll be the mascot and dress as a giant pepper…I think it would be a good move


Doug is feeling a little lonely on my insurance superstar wall of fame 😔 @itsflo and @progressive, @thegeicogecko and @GEICO, @jakestatefarm and @StateFarm and @mayhem and @Allstate Please help make my dreams come true by filling up this wall!

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Hey @itsflo @thegeicogecko @jakestatefarm @mayhem @robgronkowski I’m gonna need y’all to help me decorate my new office, @LiMuEmuDoug already stepped up. I work in mitigation and was hoping to get the walls covered with the beautiful people that help us help our customers!

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Hey @netflix and @LoveisBlindShow ...sweet finale...


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Picking a winner tonight

It’s the Final Four Loko, like and RT this post for a chance to win this custom Basketball

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Start em young...yes they are twins @PitViperShades @PitViperSports

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I really wouldn’t be surprised if he turned to you and told you all of life’s greatest secrets

It’s the Final Four Loko, like and RT this post for a chance to win this custom Basketball

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Do you like working hard and living a life of comfort? @Crocs and @Timberland here is the collab we have all been waiting for! I designed this prototype to get the ball rolling lemme know when the project is complete.

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When you open a fresh pack of @RUFFLES and you can already see the bottom before even eating a chip. Sorry dog, not enough to go around today.

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Yo @JackBox or @sonicdrivein you’re the only chains to pull this idea off...think about it... country fried steak bites with white gravy dipping sauce with mini biscuits on the side to make mini sandwiches with the bites or just eat by themselves...whatever, ball is in your court


Can’t wait to tell my grandkids that I was once so rich that #RobinHood stole from me


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