Jizzler
@JizzlerRealThey/them , IPA drinker, paraplegic, 2x Diddy party attendee, Jerry Sandusky victim, 8x Covid boosters, shut up and dribble enthusiast, scratch (mini) golfer
Well it’s come to my attention that I am behind on the beer schedule for today. I will be shotgunning to make up for it. Thanks guys -jizzler
Jizzler will be in the lab today and will provide another winner. -jizzler
Her: spends $300 on mani-pedi, lingerie, and perfume Me at the foot of the bed:
The way her body just flails has had me laughing for 10 minutes now 😂😂😂 -jizzler
Someone just gave me this at work and said to drink it later. Buddy this thing isn’t gonna last 15 seconds. -jizzler
Question of the day When you use the microwave, do u spam the 30 second button or do u type in an exact number? -jizzler
If you think US politics is crazy take a look at New Zealand.
I think someone is trying to compromise the jizzler. Was just logged out of my account. -jizzler
One of my exes randomly texted me last night. I thought she had a new man. Should I be a cuck? -jizzler
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