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Jasmine 💀

@Jasminihilist

An existential / nihilistic golden retriever, member of @theGoldenRatio4

30Posts 10KFollowers 8Following

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23 Jun 2018

The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it seems pointless. -Weinberg

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4 Jun 2018

Since my earliest childhood a barb of sorrow has lodged in my heart. -Kierkegaard

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28 May 2018

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. -Nietzsche

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21 May 2018

To be sane in a world of madmen is in it self madness. -Rousseau

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14 May 2018

Why are there beings at all, instead of nothing? -Heidegger

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7 May 2018

The only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless. -Tolstoy

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30 Apr 2018

To be implies not to be. -Watts

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23 Apr 2018

Hell is other people.

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19 Apr 2018

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Nietzsche

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16 Apr 2018

Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. -Sartre

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13 Apr 2018

Everything in the world displeases me; but, above all, my displeasure in everything displeases me.

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