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Smyttie

@JacobMyth

I work in finance while building my own company. I have passed my Series 7, 63 and 66. Opinions do not represent that of my employer. Oh and UFO’s are real.

Joined May 2011
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100%. Succesful people see an email or a task that takes less than 5 minutes and just get it done.


My cat when I’m folding literally any blanket

Anxiety level 📈📈



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3 million federal employees about to get hit with this

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elon drafting his “what did you get done this week?” emails to the head of every federal agency right now



As long as I live, I will never understand why a single human being would vote for Trump.



A seal?? It’s a Komodo dragon 😭😭 Bro has alternate animals too

As long as I live, I will never understand why a single human being would vote for Trump.



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LMAO! Trump is in his bag tonight. Just dunking on Kamala and the Dems. “There’s a group called ‘White Dudes for Harris’… but I’m not worried about them at all, because their wives and their wives’ lovers are all voting for me." HE’S THE GOAT! 😭


Today I got my first stripe in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Let’s fucking goooooo

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It is important in this often difficult and troubled world for there to be things that also inspire and make you feel great to be part of humanity


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We must rip up every space treaty and claim the solar system as our own

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Us: “Super productive week, I’m fully caught up on email and almost done with my big presentation!” Elon:

From Tesla Hype

Damage from #milton at Albert Whitted airport in St. Pete.

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Anyone hating on Elon is a lazy loser.

Extending the free period through end of year for those affected by the hurricanes



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I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that this isn't a fictional company

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Tim Waltz walks like a muppet


If you are over 100 I don’t think you should get a vote

For anyone out there who thinks your vote doesn't matter, let Jeanie be an example to all of us of the power of your vote. Don't take your vote, or your voice, for granted. Happy 104th birthday, Jeanie! nbcchicago.com/top-videos-hom…



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Quite possibly the most unhinged Linkedin update I've ever seen. Former co-CEO of FTX heads to federal prison today to serve 7.5 years. But not before he drops this banger on social.

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I cannot stand this woman.

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The people of Lebanon are facing an increasingly dire humanitarian situation. I am concerned about the security and well-being of civilians suffering in Lebanon and will continue working to help meet the needs of all civilians there. To that end, the United States will provide…



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I have never met someone who likes musicals and was also a net positive to society.


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Very few Americans realize that, if Trump is NOT elected, this will be the last election. Far from being a threat to democracy, he is the only way to save it! Let me explain: if even 1 in 20 illegals become citizens per year, something that the Democrats are expediting as fast…

All according to plan. Guess how many migrants are eligible for naturalization under the current rules? 9 million…



Oh lawd she comin

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My dad hooked a kid’s brain up to video games in 2006, before it was cool. (Or Elon started doing it) source.washu.edu/2006/10/imagin…


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