Jack J. Ibbotson (Parody Account)
@JackJIbbotsonGardener, baker and total wiseacre. I do creative stuff. Views are that of the demonic presence currently inhabiting my fragile mortal form. He/Him.
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... and so begins the next chapter in our happily-ever-after
Last month, our team came together for our annual company-wide comms day, and it reminded us how vital these in-person gatherings are for strengthening our culture and collaboration.
When was she ever hiding it you honking great sack. Being anti-capitalist is a perfectly valid political stance, especially when you're environmentally conscious.
Greta chanting the communist “Anti-capitalista” slogan in Amsterdam: Not even hiding it anymore…
Pack it in, Rishi, you silly bastard.
Best his bottom line felt that
The King using a £10 note, which has a picture of his mother on, to pay for a £4 issue of The Big Issue, which has a picture of him on… He let the seller called Kelvin keep the £6 change…
Yes. What we need is a fifth Prime Minister in 4 years. That'll show 'em.
Enough is enough, I have submitted my vote of no confidence letter to the Chairman of the 1922. It is time for Rishi Sunak to go and replace him with a 'real' Conservative party leader.
Surprise casting for the 10 Downing Street Christmas Special
The Rt Hon @David_Cameron has been appointed Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs @FCDOGovUK
Virtue signalling
Lest we forget. I was honoured to be able to plant a cross in the Field of Remembrance in New Palace Yard to commemorate the fallen of North East Somerset.
Sensory overload is great because you get a migraine from too much noise and socialising and can't deal with sound but then silence is too quiet.
Why does the silhouette look like Thanos in an army uniform?
I love to spend my days watching two men who are incomprehensibly rich from daddy's money tell poor people to risk bankruptcy in the name of capitalism.
Sunak tells Musk he wants people to be more willing to give up "the security of a regular paycheck and be comfortable with failing" to start up companies
I like that Elon's idea of road safety is: "fuck everyone and everything else that comes into contact with me" because I feel like that's his attitude to everything else in life.
Joe Rohan shatters an arrow on Cybertruck that would easily go through a normal car
Fuck me its getting desperate
Calling on more people to come forward and stand as a @Conservatives candidate! Attend one of our events near you👇
Lesson #1 in how media can manipulate the public into supporting one side or the other in a conflict.
I've never known anyone both announce their bid for the next tory leader and completely tank their chances of being the next tory leader in the same speech.
Calling on more people to come forward and stand as a @Conservatives candidate! Attend one of our events near you👇
I'm obsessed with the Tories photoshopping Sunak into a picture with kids, and not bothering to read the fact that their hoodies show that they're from the US.
1/ In the UK smoking causes 1 in 4 cancer deaths. So I’m proposing changing the law so children turning 14 or younger this year can never legally be sold cigarettes in their lifetime. A smoke-free generation. None of us want our children to grow up to smoke. Here's why 👇🧵
He's actually VERY right wing
I have instructed my management to inform @GBNEWS bosses that I am available to replace any of their suspended presenters.
I give it three weeks before there's a right-wing fringe broadcaster breaking away from the right-wing fringe broadcaster.
Why does he think its normal for a human being to ask like a Sim whose player is AFK?
Elon Musk should be treasured. He’s doing so much to make a difference and yet receives constant hate.
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