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Jamie Salazar

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“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”

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Apple’s translate function struggles with Italian.

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“Awww economic growth? I wanted NHS funding” “Economic growth can fund many NHS projects!” “Explain how!” “A larger economy generates more tax revenue to fund goods and services” “Woohoo!”

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Britain wants spending and a better NHS, not this obsession with growth. That’s why there’s big trouble ahead My column theguardian.com/commentisfree/…



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How translators performed the herculean task of localizing the most incomprehensibly British videogame of all time into German, Portuguese and Traditional Chinese: 'What on Earth are these characters even talking about?' trib.al/1muPS32


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I love that half MAGA Macho Man accounts on here think a good approach to foreign policy is “never contest anything Russia does because they have nuclear weapons.” Imagine telling Ike or Reagan 🙄


This is so good. The type of wisdom Terry Pratchett got whole Discworld novels out of.

Britain wants spending and a better NHS, not this obsession with growth. That’s why there’s big trouble ahead My column theguardian.com/commentisfree/…



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🍮 Cucky for days 🍮


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"Imagine there's no country, it isn't hard to do". The ceremony does rather demonstrate the opposite!


Hexagon becomes a very funny word when you repeat it a lot


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Keir Starmer now squats like a giant toad across British politics. He has expanded the Overton window in both directions. Praising wealth creators and challenging the NHS to reform, pro-green but putting fiscal prudence first. Where do the Tories find a gap?


Two different restaurants in France on consecutive nights have felt butter is improved by adding vanilla to it. Tastes like eating hand cream.


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Fucking terrible day. Turns out there's nobody in Rome who hasn't slept with my daughter.


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[GENIE, wearily] “and what will it be today??” [KEIR STARMER, rushing to leave the house and low on ideas] “something with the troops?”


This morning’s D-Day service for British veterans in Normandy is so poignant.


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I wondered whether I would do this, when the time came. But there don’t seem to be many tales of him as a person going round. And, for reasons that will become apparent, I’ll always be grateful. So anyway here it is: A 🧵on the personal kindness of @Keir_Starmer


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“Labour doesn’t have a plan” says man who hadn’t checked the weather forecast.

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Please can everyone stop saying calling an election would be political incompetence. I just need it over. Rishi: it would make you look v clever and competent. 11/10 excellent idea.


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I've been thinking about this for approx 24 hours straight and I like it more with every passing minute. If we're gonna have a monarchy it should be weird and esoteric and magical. not just a random state subsidized family of countryside poshos

The butterfly 🥹 on his shoulder 🥲 I am a monarchist now

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