JOEL SELTZER
@JOELSELTZERLawyer, author of best selling novel, AURA RISING, raconteur, husband, father and all around good guy.
To which I say, "Wha-a-a-a-a-aa-a?" I add Sharks do your duty and if you can't get there, 500 volts of electricity should do the job.
In an incoherent, rambling, disjointed, mentally imbalanced speech given Sunday, Former President Donald Trump (and future state prisoner SBI 209 2210J) said, and I quote, "If I was on a boat and the boat was sinking, I would rather be electrocuted than be eaten by a shark."
I just saw Trump's Tuesday schedule. Here is his schedule for Wednesday. 10:00 a.m. wake-up 11:15 a.m. nappy time 12:30 p.m. commit first impeachable act of the day. 1:00 p.m. lunch time 2:45 p.m. First criminal act of the day. 3:00 to 5:00 p.m. golf 6:00 p.m. more crimes.
Perhaps on the planet, Mxpltzk. Human beings on earth went 85 % Biden and 12% for the fly on Pence's head.
This just in. DONALD TRUMP to receive NOBLE prize for stupidity, NOBLE prize for irresponsibility, NOBLE PRIZE for arrogance, NOBLE prize for uselessness and NOBLE prize for Fraud and misinformation.
money payment, butt kissed Vladimir Putin by putting Russian interests ahead of U.S. security or acted like a stupid,pompous, arrogant 7 year old oblivious to the administration of justice in the United States.
In a startling move, President Trump has preemptively pardoned anyone who has ever lied to Congress, sought a quid pro quo from a Ukranian President named Zelensky (as part of a deal to get dirt on a political rival) had sex with an aging porn star requiring $130,000 in hush. .
Official tweet from: Iam stupid@Donaldtrump I would like to congratulate the Kansas City Chefs on the winning the World Series of Cooking competition. And the great people of Ohio where Kansas City is located which is near Mara Lago. Go Chefs and next year the World Series!
Major book signing for the sensational new novel, AURA RISING, Saturday at Town Book Store, Westfield, NJ. Noted bon vivant and author, JOEL SELTZER will be there to sign this novel for the luck few who show up at 2:00 p.m.
AURA RISING book signing Sunday October 20th, 10:30 a.m. at the WORDS BOOKSTORE in Maplewood, NJ. Meet the author Joel Seltzer. He will tell funny stories and spread happiness only if you buy his book. The book spreads joy and joy leads to world peace. So if you want world peace.
Joel Seltzer’s new novel, Aura Rising is trending we getting interest from Hollywood.
TRump Gov’t Advisory on how Fed workers can deal with the Shutdown. 1. Just don’t pay your rent or bills (proven Trump strategy). 2. File Bankruptcy (see above). 3. Schnur off of your father. 4. Plant vegetable garden and mirror so you can watch yourself starve to death.
Hashtag Idiot President Trump tweets, "Steve Bannon lost his job then he lost his mind." We now have a president who lost his mind and should now lose his job.
Category 12 hurricane to make landfall in NJ this weekend at Bedminister. Hurricane Donald has already caused billions of $ in damage. Stop.
Watched Trump cabinent meeting. There is not enough toilet paper in the USA for all of those brown nosers. Yuch-h-h-h-.
COVFEFE: Noun. Dictionary definition. Insanely stupid man with finger on nuclear button to lazy or dumb to learn how to spell. i.e, Trump.
CNN reports that Millions of heads explode after Trump news conference. Impeachment express rolling. Get on board today.
Prez Trumpoid, "I call my shots largely on an accumulation of data [that does not exist]. Tragic.
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