Jewish Girl Problems
@JGProbs👸The Kvetch Queen ✡️ Nice Jewish Girl 🙋♀️ by @alysilverberg & friends 📷 jewishgirlprobs on IG
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that your mom’s matzo ball soup is the best - that your mom’s latkes are the best - that your mom’s challah is the best
Heyyy (with the intention of starting an intense game of Jewish geography)
“We will adopt your baby” (if it’s floating down a river in a basket)
Every time I make matzah pizza I remember I don’t make pizza bagels enough
The immediate and scary Purim to Passover transition is giving Halloween to Christmas vibes
The nice Jewish girls of today are the nice Jewish women of tomorrow 💪
I SAID YES!!! 💖💖💍💍💍✨✨✨ when someone asked me if I wanted challah tonight
Cursed tweet
People claim New York has better bagels than LA but I’ve been to Panera in both cities and I literally cannot taste a difference
If you think $1mil/yr is "rich," guess again! Look at my monthly expenses. $22k rent $6k iced coffee $2k babka $4.5k stickers $10k misc. bagels $7k camp supplies $9k Jewish jewelry $11k shit for whatever holiday is happening I'm barely getting by.
Anyone else forget Shabbat was a thing or am I just that exhausted?
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