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Christian Jones

@JET_LIFEJONES

Sperm Cell Olympic Gold medalist, Chef, One half of @everybodyeatsoh

Joined November 2010
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Lip busted in Rolling Loud mosh pit Spent 4x my annual salary Impregnated by random Cuban woman Lost a pair of Vans Flight home cancelled Missed rebooked flight ...Kept this same energy

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.



“You turned water into wine. I know you can turn these ladies into hoes” -Malcom Sex


What y’all on tonight?


I’m all over the place in a way I’ve never been before I just really hope there’s peace on the other end of all of this 🤷🏾‍♂️


The range of emotions I go through in a day has been extremely exhausting lately.


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The fact that I can kinda hold a conversation in Spanish without any formal education (I failed Spanish in highschool) is actually pretty fucking dope. S/o to me!


This shit on CNN is absolutely crazy.


Man I am not good. Fuck it tho


4th grade Ash Wednesday in catholic school lol I saw kids getting crosses put on their foreheads and was like “oh wow this is a cult” then lunch came around and they still had it on their heads I thought it was gon be a mass suicide or something. Refused to eat 😂


I just walked past and that shit is really a comedy club lol where y’all going?


Am i gonna hit happy hour like it’s 2019?


WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.



Arby’s is easily the best major fast food restaurant.

What unpopular opinion can put you in this position??

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I really be at the cardiologist sitting next to people born in 1935.


I tried buffalo chicken dip for the third time in 5 years. There’s no way around it. That shit is mid at best. A waste of chicken really.


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