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@JCPenneyCEO

official spokesperson of the United States pentagon

Joined April 2020
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what if instead of dick guys just had really low hanging ball and when we nut it just seeps out of the skin like when you put fresh mozzarella in a cheese cloth


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(american guy unhooking your bra) let’s goooooo

(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then



There’s must have been a second where Corey Giles was like this feels kinda good


Maybe im the friend who’s too woke but I’m getting really worried that people only care about immigrants to oppose conservatives

You call them "illegal" and "trash" and "poisoning the blood of the nation" but "cheap labor" is a bridge too far? MAGAts ARE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITES!! 😂



Has a ten hour shift today and only got paid for six


I love when I can see a tweet in a foreign language and still instantly understand

2024 foi um grande ano para a cor verde e para os gays

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I’m not kidding when I say we need to ruthlessly body shame trump, like I know it’s not woke but he’s a fat and ugly cunt and he needs to know that


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Elphaba to the wizard:


Amazon priming my pinky to your fart box


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if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.


I need to get back on a stage, I miss theatre so much


I’m so locked in (on the precipice of a major crash out)


I think I’m fully gay but then I see a Mediterranean woman with a big nose and I get butterflies in my stomach


I have a nine hour shift with no breaks tomorrow and I’ve wasted all day dreading it


I wanna get eaten out at the Nosferatu showing


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He’s like John Wick but instead of a dog it’s a pedophile

BREAKING: Billionaire Elon Musk reportedly threatens to spend billions to unseat All Republican senators who forced Matt Gaetz to Drop OUT

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Please ask your parents to do stuff with you, I asked my mom to see wicked with me and I haven’t seen her this excited for something in a very long time


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1 year on HRT ❤️

Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.

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You’re telling me a crab gooned in this rag


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So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

MTG Threatens To Expose “Secret Sexual Payoffs” By Republicans If They Release Matt Gaetz’s Ethics Report joemygod.com/2024/11/mtg-th…

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The shoe polish in her closet is whispering to her like the green goblin mask

Today, after much contemplation and thought, and years of struggling with my racial identity, I have finally made the brave decision to come out as transracial. Being born in the wrong skin isn’t easy, and I’ve spent years in agony trying to reconcile my racial identity with the…

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