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Jacob Fischler

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Comms @GT_Law. Perpetually disappointed sports fan. Queens➡️DC➡️VA. Tweets just by me.

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Pinterest got a little too real with this email. Time to reflect. https://t.co/lsZtemza6J

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Jacob Fischler Reposted

3 year anniversary🎉

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap “I can see that,” responds judge



Great read from @JimmyHooverDC on a small firm lawyer who got the chance to argue before the Supreme Court, and the trust the client put into her! law.com/nationallawjou…


"Wow, you're a Capitol Hill reporter. Sounds glamorous." Capitol Hill reporters:

Two carts of pizza is being rolled into conference…

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Ok but who makes the call in the 10-15 year window when a new 600 lb. batch of butter is needed.

Sorry folks, but the butter cow at the Iowa State Fair isn’t solid either.

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Jacob Fischler Reposted

.@GT_Law is proud to once again demonstrate its commitment to making community impact through #probono by sending volunteers to assist with New York City’s newly launched Asylum Application Help Center. Read the press release from the @NYCMayor office: buff.ly/3QpNZof.

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Now he's going to lose Alabama for sure.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden decides to keep Space Command in Colorado, overturning Trump decision to move it to Alabama, officials tell AP.



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I've seen people speculating which senator from their state would see the Barbie movie and which would see Oppenheimer.   Naturally, I'll see both, since I handle the work of two Senate offices and a House office on behalf of nearly 700K DC residents.

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The Fountain of Youth was always going to be in the form of a byzantine regulatory change

South Koreans become one year younger under new age-counting law bbc.in/3NshD9n



Red Bull sometimes just doesn’t get it done

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WTF??? (What The Floof???)

Help me find the owner of this adorable 🐰 lost in #Petworth

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We need a full MPD investigation into this take.

The bear is young, seems to be trying to take a nap. “Did you see that movie ‘Cocaine Bear’?” one police officer asks another. “Funniest movie ever.”



DC swinging back at NYC with it's own moment this morning twitter.com/DCPoliceDept/s…

Nothing like a weather event in NYC to remind us that Twitter is not dead quite yet



Nothing like a weather event in NYC to remind us that Twitter is not dead quite yet


This would be a fantastic dinner party.

Tomorrow's birthdays: Tom Jones (83), Mike Pence (64), Emily Ratajkowski (32), Karl Urban (51), Liam Neeson (71)



How many simultaneous Chrome tabs does this translate to?

Apple announces the M2 Ultra with up to 192GB of memory tcrn.ch/3NaK6lh by @fredericl



Love this for us

Astronomers have witnessed a star gobbling up a planet, offering the first direct glimpse of the kind of planetary engulfment that most likely awaits Earth in the deep future nyti.ms/3nyopBB



Not sure how it happened, but I have a very clear memory of collectively realizing with my classmates that Springer had gone to our elementary school. From that point on we chanted “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” at every chance we got.

BREAKING: Jerry Springer, the longtime talk show host, has died at age 79, according to AP. trib.al/U42Gtcz

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Some personal news

James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role. bit.ly/413hkrc



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