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Gave my dog, Hamburger, a cupcake. She desires and expects baked goods now.

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I allow myself cheese when I'm sad.


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Hey late-night #birbtwitter, where do you get your newspaper? Do you have a subscription, or have you found a practical/cheaper way to get it?


I love hearing the words "calibrated potatoes" at my job.


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Name a children's movie or tv show but make it horror. We'll go first, THOMAS THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN.


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Trump is a loser.


I am now the designated grill person at all family events. Is there a brochure or pamphlet I can read about being treated like a dad?


Would you eat a cake you found on a sidewalk? Nothing is wrong with the cake that you can tell and it is still in the box. But you don't know the source.


My purebred rescue behaved terribly at the farmer's market. Now she is begging for eggs Benedict.

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As a cat person, this may be the worst movie I've seen.


Who is the target demographic for this movie? That's not a joke. I'm wondering. The answer isn't theater kids or animation buffs.


This is ballet without all the hard work, self-sacrifice or genius.


This has uncanny valley like watching Mike Myers in "Goldfinger." The 3D is a perfect recreation of a stageplay, but why?


I'm watching "Cats." What is a Jellical Cat? Why do I already hate them?


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We had a sword that glowed blue when swords were nearby. That included itself.


Watch my friend play #videogames for an awesome #charity that gives children in hospitals video games, which helps patient morale and aim. extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuse…


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