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Samantha Colvarro

@ISamGroot

5x Salesforce Certified 🌩️, Writer/Chef of @CriticalCooks🎲🍲, Owner of @MazurkaCat and Missy 🐈 🐱 she/her ~ Posts are my own ~ https://t.co/pY5fyJxJpa

Joined February 2012
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If you haven't tried "the other site," in a while, you no longer need an invite and right now the biggest difference is there are more people here that I wish were there. (Well that and you can't schedule posts yet) If you're there, or if you join, come say hi 🦋💙☁️

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If you are turned away at the polls- your verbatim response is: "Give me a provisional ballot with a receipt as required by law." Pass it on. #Vote


Blue, and I can't emphasize this enough, sky. Even if they can't for terms of service or really any reason THEY WANT TO!

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catch me de*d on these hills this morning in @vulture Read more of my Comedians You Should Know interview here! vulture.com/article/rekha-…

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What's this? 2 sessions of dnd in 1 weekend? Wow. :) So much fun! #dndoutofcontext

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“I’m always asked why I play strong women and I always think that’s such a weird question because I just play women and women are strong and women don’t give up. You know why? We can’t. We have to do it”


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We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements. Over and over and over. (thread)


More #dndoutofcontext from today! This one was fun, but I do have a headache. Unsure if it's related. @EvilAngel2020 @Joel_thinks @LunarLanding__

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💜Giveaway time 💜 Win an embroidered sweatshirt! To enter: + Follow + like + RT + Comment which one you'd like Good luck! ✨

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“Chicago’s hottest club is the DNC roll call. This place has everything: cheeseheads, Bob from Stranger Things, Lil Jon…”

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Literally today felt the moment where my brain went "ooooooh you can't do that today, you don't have the energy." So I pivoted and found a decision that I felt comfortable making, with no stakes & watched a reality tv cooking show. Still can't do the thing, but feeling ok.


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never stops being funny

name a time the celebrity gagged the interviewer



He doesn't know ... He has a vet appt next week.

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