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Bored. Contemplating creating a new disease. Modern day scurvy, perhaps.
Ok guys, not owning slaves should have made it to the Ten Commandments, but I really wanted to get not coveting neighbour's wife in too.
Partial to-do-list: 1) Cause storm in Pacific 2) Create new species of Beetle 3) Strike Trump with a thunderbolt... Not enough time, alas.
Pop is My least favourite form of music because they write very few songs about Me... that's why they all die so young.
#unitedAIRLINES And on the eight day I created United Airlines. As a punishment for all the shit you guys do during the week.
If I had meant for everybody to be healthy I would have made you all surgeons. Universal healthcare is a communist sin. Love Jesus.
When you take My name in vain it really gets Me down. I'm like, 'but I created puppies and all they do is curse My name.'
Let us pause for laughter: How 'bout those Puss Moth Caterpillars I created! RIght? Right?
In the mood for a Hail Mary or a Pater Noster. First 100 people praying receive immediate absolution for their sins today!!! Great offer.
Oh Myself! What was I thinking when I created the giant jumping spider? Seemed like a good idea at the time. Lol.
People, people relax. I have exonerated @realDonaldTrump from the Commandment about lying. #lyingtrump
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