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Elon Musk, high on Ketamine on December 7th 9:04 a.m: “Can I haz a department of C.H.U.N.G.U.S.” Donald Trump, completely sober on December 7th 9:05 a.m:
Predictably: “He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it.” Elon Musk's near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago has begun to wear on Trump’s inner circle. He's aggressively pushing his views & stepping on the toes of Trump’s transition team.…
the fact you can buy a ticket on Ticketmaster and immediately turn it around and sell it for 50x what you paid should be illegal. There’s no reason my chemical romance nosebleeds should be $900+ and immediately available as resales.
mcr selling 40,000 tickets in seattle to bots and allowing them to list for resale before i'm even out of the queue is fucking incredible. great job everybody
the husbands of salt lake city housewives are obsessed with saying “the lgbtq community” and having confessionals
The official teaser for Gia Coppola’s ‘THE LAST SHOWGIRL’ starring Pamela Anderson has been released.
pamela anderson vs demi moore vs mikey madison will be the cuntiest oscar race of all time
this literally makes me want to cry. i can’t believe how badly we treated women in the 2000s
Me as a gay waiter
gay waiter looked at me and said “enjoying your empty glass?” then walked away laughing without asking if I wanted another drink
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
7 eleven cashier was on his phone with his back to me and when i asked to pay for my items he said hold on a minute 😭
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