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Rob Hocking

@HockingRob

Husband and father. Lover of baseball and slinger of motorcycles. I get misty eyed during the national anthem.

Joined November 2014
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This hits home for anybody in sales. After your best months it feels like you painted the Mona Lisa on an Etch-A-Sketch. @kyco83

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Hey, we know this guy! The song The Devil Went Down to Georgia was based on him except Georgia was really Southern Illinois and the fiddle was really a @gretsch guitar. Facts. @EOwens1975 @01Shanep @TerriMoss20 @JeremyD0328 @roblondi @HolzhauersGroup @RoadhouseHD @blackdiamondhd

The new album is available tomorrow, 10-4 at fcotco.com!



Hey, look. An entertaining baseball team is gonna play at Busch Stadium. Bout fuckin time.

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At least this is the last Mikolas start we’ll have to endure this year. Hopefully the last time we’ll see him and his stupid mustache in a Cardinals uniform.


If stores need to hire somebody to check receipts and critique my involuntary servitude, maybe it’s time to station that person at a register, maybe at the end of a short conveyor belt and they can ring it up their fucking selves.


This team can’t convince me that they’re serious about contending and continue to put Mikolas on the mound every 5th day. There are better options in the minors. Hell, there are better options on my kid’s little league team.


I’d like to wipe my muddy shoes off on Mikolas’ stupid fucking mustache.


I’m not proud of this thought…but…I hope Mikolas’ elbow explodes in Spring Training. Or now. I’ll take now.


Marmol is a clown. I know the entire season isn’t his fault but he’s got to go. I jut want to punch his face.


Getting Carlson and Gallegos of the roster feels like Christmas. I know Carlson will likely become what we all thought he would be with the Rays. I don’t care. I’m glad he’s gone. He was never going to do it here. He was taking a roster spot from players that were working harder.


Sonny Gray started and we got 8 runs from our offense. 2 run bombs out of both Goldy and Arenado AT HOME. You HAVE to win this game. Fucking disgrace. If they sell anything at the deadline I hope they ship Carlson’s worthless ass somewhere else. I can’t stand the sight of him.


Not sure what the fuck we were saving Helsley for but that top of the tenth sure as fuck felt like the right time to break the glass.


I’m 100% over Dylan Carlson. Siani would’ve had that ball and saved 2 runs. Carlson isn’t even an offensive upgrade over Siani. No excuse for having him out there or even on the roster.


Day. Made.

The “Macho Man” Randy Savage dropping some unexpected words of wisdom. An American legend.



That was fair. Should be a home run.


Only those who live in rural areas understand how often you look up in the sky and play the game “hawk or buzzard?”


Pallante got sent down because he couldn’t get through a single innning without getting shelled. Now the @Cardinals called him up to be a spot starter in a pivotal rubber game in which a win would tie the Cubs or get them within 3.5 of the Brewers. You can’t make this shit up.


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The modern “Angry Cardinal” logo is supposed to be more fearsome but I think the original “Disappointed Father Cardinal” actually hit harder because you knew you’d let him down.

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If you’re an MLB umpire ringing Matt Carpenter up looking on a 3rd strike you’re probably wrong. Like him or not, Carp knows the zone better when awakened from a drunken stupor than any MLB umpire.


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