Smaug
@HastySmaugFire Drake from the North, King Under The Mountain. I am Fire. I am Death.
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@ActualNori I will set you on fire, dwarf scum. Then you can deem your 'venture' successful.
What a great New Years party! Had all Saurons lot round mine. My midnight kiss was with Azog. Happy New Year from Middle-Earth!
My Christmas dinner: A big juicy Dwarf, with Dwarf stuffing, some roast PO-TAY-TOES, 20 Yorkshire Hobbits, Brussel Elves, and GRAVY #Xmas
Sometimes I feel sad that I don't have a family to spend Christmas with. Then I remember that I live on a mound of gold in my own mountain.
@hannahbrasseur My pleasure Miss Brasseur. All followers shall profit in my treasure.
Christmas is always easy for me as I have a MASSIVE HORDE OF TREASURE AND JEWELS to give away as presents. #PerksOfBeingKingUnderTheMountain
Large night out in Esgaroth last night! Had to do the fly of shame back to the mountain this morning before anybody saw me...
@cristinehinata Only chocolate of the finest quality will do for Smaug the Stupendous. I look forward to your visit.
@cristinehinata If you want to see power and beauty then you've come to the right place dear human. What is this 'chocolate' you speak of?
@cristinehinata Flattery like that will get you very far. You are welcome to visit when ever you please.
@cristinehinata If you promise not to STEAL my treasure, you may visit my great kingdom.
@Kataliv3 I should hope not, all hobbits are LIARS and THIEVES. Trying to steal my Arkenstone, I will BURN them all.
@Kataliv3 The human does not lie, I am kind and generous to all my followers.
@FreshHarv Pfft that little gremlin wouldn't stand a chance against my Dragon Fire.
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