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Mario Kartwheel

@Hannawesomeness

🚲 🏃🏼‍♀️• get outside • XXX

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100% of the proceeds will be donated to the women’s emergency network. Link in bio.

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i am about to exist and create and love out of absolute spite and rage


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THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY

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Elliot’s mom tells me she’s proud of me all the time and it’s rly healing my inner child 🥹


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@Hannawesomeness gotta sign off on this one

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Hello. I am okay. I’ll be okay. Full transparency- I am shaken up and feeling real weird. I appreciate all of the love coming in. This sucks but I’m strong as fuck. No weapons of heaven or man can sever me from the primal need to live and die beside my species.

Last night Jake and I (blaythe) tried to break up a fight and ended up both getting stabbed pretty bad. SADLY, due to getting a bit stabbed we will be missing our Florida shows this weekend, but we will still be ripping the Merauder Show next week. Nice try 🙂‍↔️🔪✨

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I am going to be out of work and unable to play music for a little bit. I’m just gonna drop my cashapp and Venmo here. Bills are gonna pile up and I don’t know what else to do. @ Jacob-Murnane $jacobmurnane


Dropped off Junebug with my parents for the weekend why am I crying how do parents of tiny humans do this


I would die for them

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Elliot and I are having our joint bachelor party at uncle buck’s boobie bungalow for beanie weenie wrasslin

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sorry can’t come out I’m ironing my brain


I think I would be happier if I could pressure wash in between my brain folds


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women and mr pommel horse

Heyyy is it only women competing in the Olympics this summer or do I just have a really specific algorithm



I like to tap my little cup of meds on the counter and throw them back like a shot. I don’t have a lot going on these days


crazy to see someone else living your dream </3

there's no fucking way



I consider myself to be a relatively strong person but moving my king sized linen comforter from the washer to the dryer has me wiped every time


had the great idea to get up at 5:30 for my run to beat the heat and humidity but the dew point was 70° at 3:30 so basically I’ve given up on ever being dry while running again


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