David Short
@HFFDavidSHey look, I have a Twitter. Huh. Don't remember that happening.
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I’m in a full suit, sitting in a small coffee house, browsing the news until my panini is ready. WHEN DID I GET OLD?!
Anyone who knows the work I do on YT should check this out. Been in the works for months!
The #Criticlysm is here. Find out more: youtube.com/watch?v=AD5J16…
Getting food from a drive-thru Guy over the speaker: "Is that for here or to-go?" I wasn't aware that was an option and I gotta say, I wanna see how it would play out.
And apparently now I'm at Stables, drunk off my ass. Having a new roommate means new experiences I suppose.
If you tell the girl you love she's 1 in a million, remember there are over 7 billion people on Earth. You think she's gonna settle for you?
Them: "Money can't buy happiness." Me: "Sooo... a trade then? I'll totally give you my first born for, like, two hours."
Oh you can't hang out today? You might be busy later on? It's all good, I'm super busy too! See ya around! *Sits alone for 8 hours...*
Programming question: if my self-esteem value gets low enough, will it underflow to a huge number eventually? Please say yes.
I like my coffee like I like my intimate relationships with women: I'll literally take just about anything right about now. I'm not picky.
If I got $10 every time I couldn't enjoy the good things in life because I was overthinking it, I'd ask who this person giving out money is.
Most people you meet won't ever think about you again when you leave, but a few people will never forget you. They just hated you that much.
Happy Friday the 13th everyone and remember: any premarital sex today will be interrupted by a visit from a certain man with a hockey mask.
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