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ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴ ᴏᴋᴀʏ? -portrayal of the blacksmith from castle crashers -sfw only but dark themes are ahead -ships with chem #castlecrashersrp #mvrp


Why do I hear someone playing that one Christmas song by mariah carey? IT'S THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER


I accidentally slept on the job Let's just hope the king won't complain 👍


Since it's Halloween Hopefully nobody steals the candy I have for the trick or treaters-


Morni- wait why do I smell something burning?


Been hearing strange noises lately Hopefully it's not someone on their way to kill me-


Well that's a good thing at least

In our defense..uh….we didn’t steal the crystal.



...You do remember that you guys attacked the kingdom and kidnapped the princesses right?

Oh, I'm from the Barbarian settlement! I've actually been the Bridge Guard since the raid. Only got on here recently after realizing I don't talk to people all that much. But that's beside me point, what the hell ye got against us in particular?



The hell?- Where did you come from?

So. How’s that club going?

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Thank god nobody remembers the incident where I had to wear a maid dress


// another cc acc let's fucking go/pos


Well he has shown me affection before Maybe I could do it

He’s bound to catch on eventually if he’s not aware already. Try..uh.. Showing affection!



Yeah I guess

Seems I did, haha! ..Now uh. You gonna be honest with me?



Shit You got me there

[ Awkwardly glaring to the side and scratching his helmet. ] Yeeeeaaaaaaahhh..



[thinking for a minute before having a moment of realization] Oh-

Exactly! That’s what I was trying to say.



// I would love to do angst one day but I couldn't write serious shit for the life of me bro


But the circle ain't straight kid-

Dude. You’re as straight as a circle.



What do you mean? I'm totally straight

I’m not imagining anything when I see it. I already got a good idea of what you are.



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