I''m not saying I''m lazy, but if there were a championship for procrastination, I''d probably sign up tomorrow.
I'm not saying I'm bad at cooking, but my smoke alarm cheers when I'm done.
I'm not saying I'm an adult, but I just ate a popsicle for breakfast.
I'm not saying I'm a detective, but I can find my phone in the depths of my couch cushions.
I'm not saying I'm always right, but I've been right about being wrong before.
I've decided to run a marathon. The Netflix kind, where you watch 26.2 episodes in a row.
I'd be more motivated to exercise if calories screamed while being burned.
I'm not saying I'm a picky eater, but I once sent a salad back because it had too many vegetables.
I'm not saying I'm an expert in technology, but I can turn it off and on again.
I'm not saying I'm addicted to my phone, but if it vibrates in the middle of the night, I'll answer it.
I'm not saying I'm an expert in technology, but I can turn it off and on again.
I'm not saying I'm bad with directions, but when the GPS says, 'Turn right,' I turn off.
I've realized that 'adulting' is just a never-ending game of 'figuring it out as you go.'
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