Glenn Pliska
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"you've listened to 'I Fall Apart' ten times in a row" first of all, leave me Malone
IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT WANTS A FLAT STOMACH AND MUSCLED LEGS AND ARMS BUT ALSO WANTS TO STAY IN THE HOUSE AND EAT ALL DAY
I miss 6th grade where u went to dances and cycloned so hard that u broke a sweat and had to hurry and chug a sprite and get back out there
I took Valentines Day VERY seriously in elementary school. I was like, "She's getting the small Hannah Montana sticker cuz i dont like her"
Me: - doesn't eat healthy - never has 8 hrs sleep - never works out - drinks 0.5ml of water a day - unorganized mess Also me: why am I sad
I'm officially taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍as a fucking joke
Me: - doesn't eat healthy - never has 8 hrs sleep - never works out - drinks 0.5ml of water a day - unorganized mess Also me: why am I sad
Emailing teachers be like... Me: *polite greeting* *multiple paragraphs* *perfect grammar* Teacher: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
reasons to be a mermaid: - no periods - no pants - perfect hair - u get to lure men into their death also, free clam bra
me: dont cry dont cry dont cry mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry me: me: eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this bitch
Every girl has that one guy that she keeps going back to and no one knows why. Not even her.
Ever pluck a guy’s eye brows and realize that they are absolutely not the superior gender and are weak as shit
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