Jaco Rees-Dogg
@GizWangleConservatizzle MP fo' Uptown Eastside Somerset. Lord Prezzy of tha Council, n' Leader of tha Doggy Den of Commons.
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Da public is no longer horny bout lockdown-floutin up in Downin Street & Whitehall. That be all.
Dis be a failure of leadizzle fo` which we may neva be forgiven. Manizzle thugz were blam'n previzzles cock-ups on Dominic Crack-a-lackin`. Its just anotha homocide. Niznow, it be all on tha PM Borizzles Johnson. #BorisFailedBritain #tier4lockdown
I would challenge you ta a funky-ass battle of wits yo, but I peep yo ass is unarmed! #ShakespeareSunday
We should have gone tha fuck into lockdown earlier n' shit. I be thinkin dat cost a shitload of lives unfortunately. #marr
Da UK Prime Minista has ignored tha rule of law, shut down journalists n' put lives at risk ta keep his thugged-out cold-ass adviser up in a job. #notmovingontilldomhasgone
Mista Muthafuckin Boris Johnson was only eva a finger-lickin' dirty-ass shallow opportunist wit a minor talent ta amuse. Matthew Parris drops some lyrics ta like it is.
We finally come up wit rulez ta allow MPs whoz ass is clinically vulnerable ta vote by proxy, which be a grudgin admission dat our crazy asses had fucked up.
From 15 June(?!), mah playas on public transhiznit is goin ta gotta wear grill coverings. Might as well let a few mo' playas die rather than bustin it up right now. Aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. #FridayFeeling
NHS contact tracin system not gonna fuckin be straight-up operatin until September n' shit. That’s tha programme Johnston holla'd at MPs was already straight-up operationizzle dis week. #NotMovingOnTilDomHasGone
What do it say ta our constituents dat we is too grand ta queue, biatch? We ask MPs ta vote up in thug fo' a reason: cuz it is tha ass of what tha fuck Parliament be about. Fo' realz.
Our global effort ta find a #coronavirus vaccine is so blingin fo' realz. As we todizzle host tha Global Vaccine Summit, innovation & collaboration is mo' vital than eva. Trust mah dirty ass.
What was tha freshest error in our handlin of tha #coronavirusuk, biatch? Us thugs was slow ta peep how tha fuck straight-up serious it was.
Shiznit. I would rather be up in Devon. #DevonDay #ThursdayThoughts
Instead of brangin up in measures ta close Britain off from tha rest of tha ghetto, why is tha posse not takin a lead up in pimpin a internationistic aviation health screenin standard? #PMQs #BorisHasFailedUK #borisvoteofnoconfidence
Johnson: "I straight-up do not peep tha deal wit his wild lil' fuckin endless attacks on hood trust n' confidence." Starmer: "Da Prime Minista is confusin scrutiny fo' attacks". #PMQs #borisvoteofnoconfidence
Mista Muthafuckin Johnston ended #PMQs by headin towardz tha chamber exit but stoppin fo' a cold-ass lil chat wit a Conservatizzle colleague, thereby struttin over hazard tape on tha floor designed ta encourage MPs ta keep 2m apart. #borisvoteofnoconfidence
This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Did I hear @BorisJohnston at #PMQs say he’s proud as a muthafucka of our posse’s record on COVID19? #borisvoteofnoconfidence
I be straight-up proud as a muthafucka of our record...the hood KNOW dat wit 'phat British common sense' we will continue ta defeat dis virus. #PMQs #borisvoteofnoconfidence
Da candyfloss of outrage we've had, which I be thinkin be almost entirely confected, is from playas whoz ass never wanted ta leave tha European Union. #dominicummimgs
#dominicummimgs has endured intense media scrutiny, calls fo' his bangin resignation, abuse n' even dirtnap threats, culminatin up in a unprecedented appearizzle up in front of journalists where da muthafucka was rappin humbly n' straight-up bout tha events.
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