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Gillian Telling

@Gilliantelling

Writer, editor, author. Ghostwriter at KAA. Bylines @people @ew @usweekly @cnn @romper. Queen of the mom joke, ruler of firepit

Joined April 2008
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Tom Arnold should play Tim Walz on #SNL this season.


Two things I need to know: 1. What on earth is the music budget for #TheBearFX $$$$ 2. What happened to all the cicadas?


Yes I only use this app to bitch about the @MTA but WHY can’t you update the sound system so that we actually understand. #jaystreet hot as hades and all trains missing. #nyc


I’d like to take a moment to admire Acai, Naan and Bonobo for being the words in almost every single spelling bee and yet the ones I miss every time. Slippery little bastards


Ban street cleaning in New York. Hear me out. Replace it with littering fines for anyone who lives on the block during a weekly cleanliness inspection. Make street beautification motivational!


Love when an exclusive does well, hate when it just gets copied and pasted into sites like my time and dedication aren't a real thing. Not an AI bot — let's normalize tagging writers :) people.com/jeopardy-produ…


If you are currently fighting fines at EZ pass or hoping to (but there’s no customer service) OR you’ve been sent to collections at PAM please email me gilliantelling@gmail.com and plz share this Tweet


Charmin commercials but instead of cartoon bears it’s super hot women


Stop working on AI and just make the back button on the Spelling Bee app actually work


I feel like my whole life I thought it was spelled “Chic-Fil-A” instead of “Chick.” But that would be a good drag name. Miss Chic Fillay!


Them: How’s your summer going? Me:

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All those tech people who thought they were changing the world. They never specified it would be for the worse


A Go Fund Me for all the people who run fruit stalls in the movies 🥺


Does anyone else feel bad for Rose Dawson’s husband, whom she seemingly had kids and adventures and a long life with? He must have felt like shit when she got to heaven and decided to spend eternity with her one night stand


I understand the irony of posting this on a social media, but if someone could start a subscription based social media account where we only saw friends/family, Ad-free? We’d all pay $20 a month no problem. Think about it


Got my first airdropped photo from a stranger on my flight back from Reykjavík. I accepted. It was glorious.

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