About to compose a study to find the correlation between me eating soup and crying
My phone has this great bit where on shuffle it will play 5 songs that make me cry just to hit me with scatman
Oops sorry downstairs neighbor! Didn’t mean to crush u with my sensory deprivation tank!
have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK
Considering posting missing posters around my home for the small item I just misplaced.
Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.
Bringing back the silly s words this year: splendid, stupendous and serendipitous
How come my dr can be as late as he wants for our appointment, but if I’m 15 minutes late I get blacklisted from every dr in the area. Make it make sense!! ( this man was just cracking jokes across the hallway he can’t be that busy, bro is 30 minutes late so far💀)
I spent years of my childhood trying to focus hard enough I could extend my eyeballs on stalks… really hoping this was a shared childhood experience
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