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Garth Faux

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NOT really Garth Snow. Just a slightly fatter facsimile.

Joined February 2013
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Well, hello there.


Guys, don’t worry, I’m on the phone with the Board of Governors, looking to get series extended to Best of 8. #Garthtotherescue #alwaysthinking #andeating


It took me about 12 years of losing to get this organization in position to win. I wish Jack and Doug were around to be a part of it like I am. #kindof #longgame


Just saying, but I wanted to sign Varly, too.


This is BS. When I was GM, if I didn’t win a game for five weeks, people would have been calling for my head! Lou gets away with murder! #fatassGM #isles


Clearly I left shoes that were hard to fill but Lou is doing a great job at filling them. Kudos to him on a job well done! #july1stvacation #cluelessGMs #thatsplural #isles #byeBreadman


If they wanted a GM who did nothing on 7/1, they could have just kept me. Just saying. #isles #fatassGM


I love July 1st...the start of many vacations for me over the past decade! #cluelessGM #isles


None of my teams got swept in the 2nd round. I’m not sayin’, but I’m just sayin’. #isles #bestestGM


Just remember, playoff victories are nice but I was the one who brought black jerseys to the #isles not Lou. #fatassformerGM


I drafted or acquired most of these players. Just sayin’. #isles #fatassformerGM


I can’t wait to go to Florida. It will be nice to work in a state that only has 1 hockey team. Here in NY, we have 3. Isles, Rangers and Devils. #ummmm #cluelessformerGM #isles


Just spoke to Lou. No panic here. We’re just going to get the best guy available at the trade deadline and turn this ship around! #smartestexGM #isles


OH CRAP! I was totally supposed to wake Lou before the deadline but I fell asleep too! I just woke up (hungry...duh) but Lou is still sleeping. Let me call Shane Prince and see if he has been skating and then I will wake Lou! #isles #masterandapprentice


See #isles fans, I always said I tried to emulate Lou, who’d have thought that we’d see Lou emulate me? #sincerestformofflattery #anotherDudDeadline


For #isles fans complaining about our inactivity, in Lou's defense, he’s been asleep since he finished his 4 pm dinner. #imightbefatbutheisold #fallenandcantgetup


Since I’m still in the inner circle, let me share that Lou is working the phones trying to strike a deal, but there just aren’t any more fourth liners left for him to acquire. Will share more when they send me out for more ice cream. #notsharingtheicecreamthough #fatassformerGM


Duchene traded. Dzingel traded. Zuccarello traded. And you guys think I went on vacation around the trade deadline? I think Lou DIED! #isles #bestestGM


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