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แ โ แ โ แ โ pits.โ 'kingpin'โs muses/accounts all got me like . . โ แ โ โ แ โ โ แ โ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ. โ แ โ
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แ dude have you not heard of the rule?! itโs like where you gotta keep your socks ON during gay sex and it makes it like. . NOT gay?? yeah this NEW rule is about keeping the undies OFF to DOUBLE make it not gay. gimme urs to hold onto. ๐โผ๏ธ gotta ENSURE itโs no-homo bro!!!! แ
Lucky I don't beat your ass, you stupid freakin' โ Grrrh. I don't even know what you're /tryin'/ to say. Dome? Goin' commando? What happened to a dude just fuckin' a throat n' being done with it !?
แ if yaโ canโt even handle my starinโ before; what makes you think you can handle my EYE CONTACT while giving you DOME?!? do you even pack spare undiesโ for that kindaโ occasion?? youโre gonna be SOOOO fuckinโ salty when yaโ gotta commute home commando. . ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ แ
WHY'RE YA YELLIN', HUH!? ๐ข Out here starin' while I'M mindin' my own business. If you wanna suck me off just fuckin' say it already. Fag.
แ โ โ hey YOUโre the one with the starinโ problem! แ โ แ โ see something yaโ like?!?!!?!?!?!? โ โ โ ๐ขโผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ โ
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แ holy fuck dude sumโ HOMO in shibuya just BEGGED to buy me BIG-BANG-BURGER, in exchange for givinโ me a handyโ! obviously i said. . FUCK YESโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ BRO he was SOOO weird tho bro! like he started RUBBINโ my HOLEโ and shiโ๐ขโผ๏ธ had to squint my eyes and pretend he was a girl-๐ง แ
แ DUDE NO FUCKINโ WAY. FOR REAL?!?!?!! โผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ ITโS GOT SOME FUNKโ TO IT?!?! then you GOTTAโ get him a soda with that burger to wash down the taste of DICK-STINK in his mouth!!! ryuji CANNOT be walkinโ around with COCK-breath! ๐ฐ๐โผ๏ธ just go on ahead and make it a combo โค๏ธโผ๏ธ แ
fuckin' nerd. ๐ you're lucky i don't feel like MAKING you do it. because if i did, right now you would gagging on my dick and you would love it. smell included. ๐คญ
แ uhhhh. DUUUUUUUUUH?!?!? iโm gonna blow you on the way BACK! call me DINE Nโ DASH or sumthinโ ๐ iโm NOT gonna BLOW U AT UR HOUSE!!! that would be like SUUUPER GAY! pluuus. . the SOONER i get the job DONE. . . ๐ชโผ๏ธ the sooner my HOLE is SAFE. ๐โผ๏ธ๐ข แ
it is. we can argue once we're back. c'mon, follow me to the damn car, fโg. ๐ข i feel like the moment i hand you the burger, you're gonna suck me off while we drive back here. . . and then you got the balls to say you ain't gay.
แ gross dude! my ass is RIGHT HERE. and it isnโt fuckinโ GAY either ๐ขโผ๏ธ actually you know what. . lemme ride wit chaโ ๐โผ๏ธ youโre TOTALLY gonna FUCK UP my burger! like putting LETTUCE or TOMATO on it! iโm not witโ all that gay veggie stuff . . ๐ง makes the bun soggy. . แ
not my problem your ass looked so inviting dude. plus you loved that shit, so quit bitching unless you want it again. โบ๏ธ . . but whatever. you wait here. I'll be back in like fifteen minutes. gonna go get your burger. ah, here's your money too. [ handing him a twenty. ]
แ aight bro i gotchu. jus get me some cash and some grub; shiโ BETTAโ not be smellinโ RIPE either yaโ hear?!?! ACTUALLY ๐ขโผ๏ธ AN LEMME CLARIFY RQ. MY HOLE. is OFF FUCKINโ LIMITS dude. i SHOULD be charging you XXXTRA bcus of that little STUNT you pulled last time! ๐คโผ๏ธ แ
. . . [ siiiigh. ] ๐ข alright, sure. if i pay you, it definitely ain't gay. you're just doing it for the money. do we got a deal now? or do i gotta say something else for you to accept it?
แ NO WAAAAY BRO โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ you got it all wrong! itโs DEFFF more gay to just do it for FREE!!!!! youโd like actually have to be gay or something ๐ขโผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ๐ข so like i WOULD. iโd give you the SLOPPIEST TOPPY youโve EVER RECEIVED. . . but you GOTTAโ like PROMISE me it isnโt gay. แ
yes, i would. because unlike you, i'm not in the closet. ๐ข you would still suck dick though. and getting paid for it makes it even gayer โ . . but y'know, what if i go get you a damn burger plus twenty bucks? would you give me head? yes or no?
แ but. . but i DONโT like dudes bro. . . . ? DICKS R 4 CHICKS. and shi. .โผ๏ธ๐ขโผ๏ธ i wouldnโt suck dick for free!! that makes me like DEFINITELY not gay! RIGHT? i DONโT enjoy giving blowjobs! they always smell so RANK. . ๐ง i bet youโd TOTALLY do it for free, and ENJOY it! แ
see? that's what i'm telling you! you would actually suck another guy's dick for as little as some money and a goddamn burger. just say you like dudes. trust me, it'll be better that way.
แ BET. THATโS A FUCKINโ STEAAAAL. i would gargle on your BALLS. for that kinda offer ๐ช๐ชโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ thereโs like NOOOO way i can spin what i just said to like. . make it NOT gay. it would have to be. . but dude iโd fuckin DO it โผ๏ธ for 20 BUCKS and a BURGER?!?! HELL FUCKINโ YA! แ
. . . uh-huh, and i'm totally only into woman. if i slid you twenty bucks and a burger from your favorite place, i bet you would suck me off.
แ DUDE itโs so fuckinโ NOT gay ๐ขโผ๏ธ i was pretending it was a girls hand like the ENTIRE time. . imagining red fingernail polish on emโ and EVERYTHING โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ yk what IS gonna look pretty GAY nโ 'sussy'? the way iโm about to DEEPTHROAT this BIG-BANG-BURGER ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ แ
it doesn't sound like you hated it or anything though . . . i don't know, sounds kinda gay to me dude. might just be me though. โบ๏ธ
แ FOR REAL BRO?!? NO โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ interest gottaโ be short for INTERESTING! meaning we sixty-nine while you give me the blowieโ!! you gotta make the blowjob INTERESTING dudeโ! thatโs what it means. . ! at-least. i think . . joker had me pay him back, + interest and THATโs what i did! แ
ใ คใ ค sorry mannn . . . i gotchu next time .แ promise .แ .แ interest .แฃ is that like multiple blowies to pay for it .แฃ cuz if that's all i gotta do to getcha to buy me burgers ill give you as many blowies as ya want .แ .แ ใ คใ ค
แ UMMM BRO WTF!?!? i thought uโ said you wuz buying the BANGINโ burger if i let you give me a handy bro! DUDE COME ONNN ๐คโผ๏ธ FOR REAL?! guess iโll fuckin pay this time. . BUT UR PAYING ME BACK. fuck all that handyโ shiโ i need me a BLOWIE ๐ขโผ๏ธ you payinโ me back + interest. แ
ใ คใ ค aye .แ just cuz i gave ya a handy doesn't mean im gay .แ .แ i ain't got enough to pay for the burger though . . . sooooorryy . . . ใ คใ ค
แ โ BRO you BETTAโ buy him a SHAKE next time!! แ โ especially after that HOLE stunt uโ pulled!! แ โ
ใ คใ ค aye .แ just cuz i gave ya a handy doesn't mean im gay .แ .แ i ain't got enough to pay for the burger though . . . sooooorryy . . . ใ คใ ค
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