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Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

Joined November 2013
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Waking up and realising you live in a space that is smaller than a cell.


The debris of a firework has just landed close to my person. Watch yourselves tonight guys- it's like Baghdad out there.


Startled Furzedown receptionist has agonising flashback to Yugoslavian terror as menacing school kids set fireworks belatedly ablaze


Health and Safety was left in the 1980s before as students of Graveney school stood within metres of teachers setting off fireworks #pissed


Graveney school kids with their morning ambitions of becoming Phil Collins #FurzedownFrustrations


Getting off over neighbours having loud sex.


Using @Will_Olds' room as a 24/7 common room. Standard.


Saving your own food by crashing 'study' night to stock up on scran...


Trying not to bum your flat mates in the kitchen as you pass them to get to your pan...


You are about as useless as a marzipan dildo...


Realising a skid mark in your toilet is far more interesting than making small talk to some residents. @Will_Olds @SamuelJSwan


Trying to have a game of pool in the common room whilst other residents use it as a second sleeping pad.


Attempting to aim your a***hole centrally to avoid skidmarks #FurzedownFails http://t.co/Sz5RE6eGSj

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That awkward moment when there's no room left on the shuttle bus...And you have to sit on Carmelo's knee. @Will_Olds @SamuelJSwan @Farry_


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