Chester “Big Shot” Perkins
@FratrickMahomes2nd Amendment Enthusiast. Elite Sports Gambler. Certified Ball Knower. D1 Hater. Fuck the Left. Fuck Jerry Jones. Yes, I drink beer. Yes, I clap cheeks.
This is why the pilgrims had a feast in 1621. Happy Thanksgiving fellas. Crack a cold one and be appreciative for what you have today. With gratitude, Chester
Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!
If I could craft a bitch like 2k MyPlayer, this is what she would look like.
New Whataburger White Chocolate Peppermint Shake: FUCKS. Goes great with 9 geebs and a patty melt. Astonished, -Chester
If you hate the troops just say it @CUBuffs
BREAKING: Red Raider Outfitter will not be selling gameday shirts this week for the Colorado game. Due to the fact that all the proceeds of the shirts were going to a Military foundation. Colorado declined to approve the design for this week’s gameday shirt.
CU “didn’t want to associate with the American Flag”. What a bunch of pussies. They should have never given Joey McGuire bulletin board material. Game over. See you in The Jones. Fuck CU, -Big Shot
Red Raider Outfitter wanted to make a Celebrate America shirt for this game. This shirt normally benefits a Veterans fund for Lubbock & First Responders with a give back. Colorado refused to license the Texas Tech approved shirt saying they were “not interested”
I formally accept the offer to serve as President Trump’s new Press secretary.
Roster Spot #3’s dog bit the fuck out of me last night. Do I: A.) Kill the dog B.) Kill Roster Spot #3 C.) Have rabies D.) all of the above
“James catches, puts up a 3, won’t go. Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, his 3 pointer…. BAAAAAANG.”
Trump: -30 felonies -2 impeachments -survived 2 assassination attempts -beat the deep state -beat Hollywood -beat the mainstream media -stopped 2 potential female Presidents Ladies and gentleman… your 47th President. Fucking gangster. AMERICA IS BACK.
REST IN PISS BARACK. HOLD THESE TWO WS BITCH.
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