Frat Water Cooler™
@FratWaterCoolerI sit in a fraternity kitchen listening to the stupid shit these idiots say. I won't reply to you... I'm a fucking water cooler.
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#1: "Bill and Hillary haven't had sex since the night they made their daughter" #2: "Well, Bill has..."
Anal is awesome because it's so tight you can actually feel her breathe
Any girl that says she doesn't like to be choked either hasn't tried it or she has a troubled past. It's up to you to decide.
If she's so into you that she'll eat your ass, and she wants to bet on her licking poop, that's on her
Yesterday my whole century pong team had foreskins except for me
1:How did you know we had sex? 2:Because you both left for 10 minutes 1:Ya but only 3 of those were sex, the other 7 was her picking clothes
I'm legally not allowed to pick up a knife for 12 hours after I drink
She's old, but hot enough to where if she was banging a teenager I'd watch
Redskins vs cowboys today. Classic thanksgiving day battle
And to think, all the people the Clintons killed was for nothing.
I didn't even hit puberty until I was 17, but then I hit it fucking hard
1: Where'd you go? 2: I had to go blow my nose 1: Better in than out I always say when it comes to blow and noses
I was taking a shit and pants around my ankles they said 'get the fuck out of the bar', and they dragged me out
im really just thankful I follow a baseball team that honors native americans in a respectful manner
She's kinda hot but she looks just like her brother who has downs syndrome
It's 2016 what's it matter anyways? The guy can't suck a little dick without you getting all over him about it
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