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if jay z paying i got a couple of awards i need him to pay for. beyoncé nobel peace winner 2025 coming!!!
if I was a seagull, I’d be lesbian seagull and I’d go around yelling slurs at people (in seagull language) and stealing food
I’m sorry but I must speak my truth. In the grand tradition of bisexual women being attracted to problematic men, he looks really hot in both of these pictures.
Tom Cruise giving Scientology speeches looks like cutscenes from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri 2. Incredibly hard vibe.
jonathan bailey playing a student at 36 but no one’s mad because he’s hot….. oh to be a fly on the wall in the platt-galvin household rn
by accepting their pardons the turkeys are admitting guilt
Yes but make sure you only do it INDOORS
I had never heard of currants until like…the 2010s and then all of a sudden they were everywhere and I was like wtf mate and somehow I was under the impression that they were like grapes but apparently they are berries and I just hate that I don’t know anything about anything
even putting aside how pathetic this line of thinking is, does this not sound like a horridly boring book. your main character doesn’t do anything but sit on her ass?😭
🪭Cheese eating surrender monkeys!🪭
Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.
smoking one of these and crying so hard i throw up
this would be me if i ever met a bear. we would be friends and he wouldn’t eat me because i have good vibes
feeding your friends cat when they’re out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you’re not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that’s cool that’s cool
NOT SO CUDDLY NOW, HUH?!
@OKWildlifeDept ... What's the opposite of pspsps? I NEED THE OPPOSITE OF PSPSPS!
There are two kinds of “hear me out” types, either the most conventionally attractive people alive or stuff like this:
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