Grammar Police
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A quick thread based on recurring grammar mistakes I see on a day-to-day basis:
Should’ve named it “FAS(TEN) YOUR SEATBELTS”
Human years or dog years? 🐶
I think what’s interesting about these kinds of tweets is how many people can not tell when something is obviously satirical…
I just got laid off from Twitter this morning with no notice. I was the lead software engineer responsible for the feature that keeps the same 6 people on your feed when you follow 1000s
"a lot", not "allot" Since this is your first offense, no penalties shall be issued.
Totally false! I will not stand for this slander! See you in court!
People who regularly point out grammar mistakes tend to have 'less agreeable' personalities They also tend to be less open and are more likely to judge you for your errors
*has been ejected*
Gary Payton II takes a hard fall after the foul from Dillon Brooks. Brooks has been an ejected from the game.
Wow, just checked my follower count. Thanks for 10k! 🥺❤️
Proofread before tweeting pls!!!
The Los Angeles Clippers were without Paul Charge and Kawhi Leonard, and now they are without a playoff spot, falling 105-101 on Friday to the New Orleans Pelicans in a play-in game. sportsnet.ca/nba/article/pe…
I think you mean *definitely*
The Los Angeles Clippers were without Paul Charge and Kawhi Leonard, and now they are without a playoff spot, falling 105-101 on Friday to the New Orleans Pelicans in a play-in game. sportsnet.ca/nba/article/pe…
Bares??? 😡
"If Russia proceeds it is Russia and Russia alone that bares the responsibility" US President Joe Biden says "defending freedom will have costs" but that he will work to make sure US sanctions do not hurt American gas prices bbc.in/3HdNiX3
I’ve noticed that many ppl use “defiantly” incorrectly in the place of “definitely.” Remember, “definitely” implies total certainty about something, but “defiantly” means something done in a resisting or defying way. #GrammarTip
I am always amazed at people’s ability to misunderstand when a tweet is obvious satire.
their?
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It never ceases to amaze me as to how much arguing there is on this app, even over the smallest things.
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