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@Fingers_POIn the 60s I fell into a vat of acid and grew two fingers out of my head✌️Now I’m a rogue diplomat, mediator and half of PEACE OUT with @Sym_PO - @nachonight
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In a world full of fighting... who you gonna fuckin’ call? #PeaceOut✌️#Mediators4Hire #Primetime #Animation #PoliticalThriller #PsychedelicHomeland #NachoNight
Holy shit! Netflix just bought the rights to my life! Anybody have a password I can borrow?
hey @stoolpresidente @JoseCanseco got war? call the pros! #PeaceOut✌️ #barstool $PENN #BashBrother
Hey @NancyMace @AOC Jupiter has entered Aquarius! We can’t still be fighting like this. Tmrw Happy Hour. Santa Rosa Taqueria. The 3 of us talk this shit out. RSVP. #PeaceOut✌️ #Mediators4Hire #Capitol #insurrection #GOP #CapitolRiots #hoyer #trump #impeach #MajorieTaylorGreene
People, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to intimidate me! She’s outside the office blasting G’N’R and flipping a massive tire! HOLY FUUUCK! She just ripped a tree out of the ground and is air guitaring the November Rain solo! #PeaceOut✌️ #GOP #cowards #florida #aoc
Fuuuuckkkkk. I guess I’m spending the day learning another new app. Send food. #PeaceOut✌️#clubhouse
hey @chrissyteigen you ok? You wanna take a day tmrw, eat enchiladas and just watch Zoolander together? #PeaceOut✌️
Fun night! Steve Nash invited me back to the locker room post Nets win. Also @JHarden13 called me their “Jack Nicholson” cause I’m cool like that. #BrooklynTogether #nba #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @netflix @PrimeVideo @Hbomax @peacockTV I’m hosting a #clubhouse forum tomorrow at noon. Topic: Explosive psychedelic spy thriller series, and why you need it! Come on time. I’ll make sangria. Wait what? Fuuuuuuck... never mind. Seems I need an invite. #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @Sethrogen careful when playing with chemicals, man. Look what happened to me! Trust me, you don’t want these things growing out of your head. Sure people say they’re cool, and rub them for good luck, but I know they laugh at me, behind my back. #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @KingJames I know what you mean, man. You say your peace, I say my peace. Everyone says their peace. Let’s go grab a froyo next week! #PeaceOut✌️
Jeez @netflix, it’s been 5 days and you’re already making a GameStop reddit movie? Let stuff breathe and simmer, man. Look at me. 20 years in the biz, and my memoirs are pure fuckin’ gold, filled with sordid tales that span decades! Be cool. #PeaceOut✌️
People! Stop spreading rumours! I am in the Sex and The City revival but Samantha does not use me as her sex toy! You’ll just have to wait and see. #StreamingWars #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @ProjectLincoln @DonaldJTrumpJr Got war? Call the pros. #PeaceOut✌️ #Mediators4Hire #New #psychedelic #series #streamingwars #weaver #RoyalRumble #trump #Biden #barstool #RobinHood #GME #Gamestop
Hey @AOC Got war with Mr. Wondernuts? Give us a call. No job too big. No fat cat too small. #PeaceOut✌️#Mediators4Hire #TaxtheRich
Let me get this right. When dog bites man it’s not news. Man bites dog, it’s news. Capitalist sells a T-Shirt not news, socialist sells a T-Shirt it goes viral. I guess everyone needs cash! newsweek.com/shark-tank-mr-…
Fuuuck @Sethrogen what a sluggish Sunday, huh? You also eat 14 lbs of Chicken Cacciatore last night? Did you know that means hunter-style in Italian? Whateva the fuck that is. So if you wanna go play racquetball later, lemme know by 5. I’ll reserve a court at the Y. #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @MollyJongFast got war? Call the pros. No job too big. We specialize in dealing with despicable weaseldicks. #PeaceOut✌️
Um excuse me @ChipotleTweets you give @ShawnMendes his own bowl and not me? I ate 16 chicken n’ steak bowls last week alone! With guac! So. Not. Cool. #PeaceOut✌️
Hey @Sethrogen what do you think I should do, man?
Weird! I just woke to an email from that Marjorie Taylor chick, challenging me to a bare-knuckle boxing fight behind the Falls Church Olive Garden at 4pm today. What do I do, people? I’m no fighter, plus I can’t get that close to Garlic Stix. Trying to lay off gluten. #PeaceOut✌️
Weird! I just woke to an email from that Marjorie Taylor chick, challenging me to a bare-knuckle boxing fight behind the Falls Church Olive Garden at 4pm today. What do I do, people? I’m no fighter, plus I can’t get that close to Garlic Stix. Trying to lay off gluten. #PeaceOut✌️
Every other Tuesday I’d eat waffles with Robin Williams. While others just laugh and stare at me, he looked past my deformity. He’d say God gave me these fingers cause every now and then America needs a good prostate exam to maintain optimal health. I miss him dearly. #PeaceOut✌️
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