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@FaustLp

Storyteller, Wordsmith, Comedian, Crypto-Enthusiast, and Host of the Joculation podcast

Joined December 2018
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How is removing Muppetvision 3D at Walt Disney World Orlando not even being remotely treated as a hate crime @RonDeSantis? Where the fuck is the ACLU when you need them FFS? youtu.be/lKIYQVnQK4U?si…


I wonder if Redbull is still doing soapbox derbies anymore. I’d love to recapture a childhood experience. youtu.be/0EP2U-YmgeE?si…


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Not all heroes wear capes

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Someone keeps giggling at the “ding” sound each time they buy BTC between bumps of cocaine. I’d say y’all need Jesus, but it’s all good because you got a monster sack of BTC.


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🎯🎯

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Thinking I need to grab a Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe V8 to get a jump on this post apocalyptic Mad Max new year before the nukes start flying. I’d really prefer not to have to raid Gas Town and fight Master Blaster in Thunderdome to get one after.

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It would be great if we could find leadership that defaults to solving major problems with a more freedom solution rather than a reflexive restriction of freedom solution. This idea from the prevailing parties that legislation is the solution to everything is just foolish.


Almost time to do the annual viewing of Love Actually. Probably one of the absolute best holiday movies outside of A Christmas Story. Both would be killer viewing party films followed by Die Hard. youtu.be/KdzH6a-XEGM


Now this is godlike levels of trolling - the Onion buys Infowars at auction 🤣 law.com/ctlawtribune/2…


Looking forward to @MikeTyson pimp slap @jakepaul around the ring for Netflix. He could be the hero we need to bring a divided nation together as he keeps shouting “where’s my money, bitch” while administering the beatdown the nation knows Jake needs. youtu.be/Ntuo3gGFyE4?si…


More and more I’m starting to better understand why Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon.


The general election mood about now…

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So can we start shitposting Thanksgiving food porn pics already?


Can we just forego all the election results and just start flooding the timeline with Thanksgiving food porn already?


I feel like after this election we all deserve a national day of nap time.


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I think about this guy every day


The thing that’s most disturbing about this election is how both candidates openly state how they will silence dissent and free speech. Even more disturbing than that is the enthusiasm their respective bases cheer this on with. Different flavors of authoritarianism = same outcome


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