Gassy Waifu
@FartsMakeMeFkI talk about my #bigbooty Wife’s #farts, & I #retweet #fartclips. #fart #fartfetish #girlfart #fetish #hotwife #facefarts #assworship #facesit #eproctophilia
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Again…I am a MAN!! The Woman in the profile pic, that I tell stories about, & tweet video clips of is my #Wife. I call her #Waifu. She obviously knows about the page, but I run it. So chill with the dick pics & love letters. She doesn’t see them! #fartfetish #eproctophilia #read
Text convo with #Waifu going on now. #fartfetish #gassy #fart #farts #farting #publicfarting #girlfarts #eproctophilia #sexting #marriage #marriedlife #fetishcouple
I’m trying to think of the best way to record Waifu’s Morning #farts. I’m always telling stories of them, but they are truly explosive monstrosities of gas that have to be heard to be believed. The issue is I’m usually sleep & they wake me up, we sleep with a fan, & snore. 😂🤷🏾♂️
Wide awake cause #Waifu just thundered into the bed. She’s sleeping on her back & thunder is the only way to describe the rumbling sound her massive #fart made as it came exploding out, vibrating the whole bed with its long bassy sound. She just sighed in relief & kept on snoring
#Waifu laying on her back in the bed watching TV. Her: My stomach keeps bubbling, but nothing is coming out. (Throws feet up, pushes out little #fart) H: That’s it?…Oh, wait… (Pushes out HUGE long & VERY loud fart) Me: 🫨🍆 H: 😈 I love watching you get hard in front of me.
Part of having a #FartFetish that no one talks about. Scenario: Your significant other is #gassy & is #farting a lot. You take out your #fart fueled lust on them. Now that you’ve bust so hard you’ve got nothing left….how do you feel, or think you’d feel, when they keep farting?
#Waifu has had consistent gas since about 6pm. Her #farts are pretty average today, but they are impressively frequent. She even pooped, came back, & STILL has this almost constant flow of gas. Each #fart however smells HORRIBLE & lingers, so it’s like she’s stacking her stink.
#Waifu lying across the bed in a thin robe, consistently ripping these quick, loud, dry sounding #farts. Her: Don’t try it, I’m on my period. Me: (Moves to the front of her & puts my hard dick right in her face) H: 😤 You’re a jerk sometimes. M: But you gon do it though. 😎
Ice cream late last night meant some alarmingly loud morning #farts from #Waifu this morning. The 1st one exploded out of her with a bassy forced sound that filled the room. She just got up & said “😮💨 Just let me pee first” cause she knew I was about to attack her. #fartfetish
Just #Waifu face down, #ass up in bed casually letting out her morning #farts while scrolling on IG before going to work. #fartfetish #fart #farts #gassy #longfarts #eproctophilia #fartclips #fartporn
Watching #Waifu hyperactively vent about her work day in just her bra & panties, as she goes through her night routine & she just keeps casually #farting while she is talking. It is sooooo fucking #sexy. #fartfetish #fartinggirls #love #marriedlife #farts #fart
#Waifu moans w/sudden urgent gas pain. She rolls to her stomach, pushes…nothing…still pushing…a little weak #fart …still pushing… Me: That’s it? All that just for… LOUD #longfart that sounded like a fully inflated balloon being released. Her: FUCK, that felt soo good! M: 🤤
There’s a house #Waifu & I were only ever at once, way back when we were dating, that I now drive past commonly. I remember it cause right out front, she couldn’t hold it anymore & let out an EPIC long bass #fart while clutching her stomach. I raced back to her place to fuck her.
#Waifu on the bed. Me: Come outside Her: I got gas, in my back. Rub it. You can put your dick against my butt & I’ll #fart hard on it if you get this gas out. Me: 😳💪🏾 My reward was a long dry bassy purring fart right on it. #fartfetish #gassy #storytime #marriedlife #fartstory
Got this #gassy timeline of #Waifu the other night. She announces her #fart in the 1st segment, & complains about the gas pain cause she can’t #poop. Every time she tried it was just more #farts. #fartfetish #fartclips #fartporn #farting #fartinggirls #toiletfarts #publicfarting
What is the shortest length clip you’d be willing to pay for? • #fartfetish #fartclips #eproctophilia #onara #gassygirls #fartinggirls #girlsfarting #fart #farts #farting #fartporn #publicfarting #toiletfarts
#Waifu had her vanilla ice cream w/#unicorn sprinkles earlier, & now I am just breathing air that is dense with her non-stop #dairy #farts. Long, bubbly, gurgling, loud, a variety of different sounds are coming from her #bigbooty. #fartfetish #fartstory #gassy #lactoseintolerant
#Waifu’s clothes, still on the bathroom floor. What’s missing? The #panties! Why? Cause she couldn’t hold it anymore & #pooped her panties on her drive home. She called me to distract herself, but it didn’t work. I heard it all. #pantypoop #desperationfetish #scat #poopinggirls
#Waifu promised me head if I did something VERY inconvenient for her. 2hrs of my life I’ll never get back. Now she is laying across the bed, on her phone, #farting. Her: The more #farts I let out & make you wait, the quicker you’ll cum. I know what I’m doing. 😈 #fartfetish #win
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