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THEO ENGLER. the boy next door. “ ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑜𝑖𝑠𝑡? 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒. ”


Blink, blink.

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Don’t fucking call me kiddo. Why don’t you worry about your own kid? Oh? How are those late shifts at the library going?

I'm nowhere near threatened by you, I was just asking. Don't get offended like that, kiddo. I can help, you know ? ...You need help. You're inventing stuff, things are going great between Love and I.



Ha ha ha fuck you. You so threatened by me you have to mock me? Wonder what your wife would think of that? Wonder if she thinks of you at all, since I entertain her all the time.

Are you jealous of a married couple, Theo Engler ? Or maybe you don't know what that is. You've never seen one before Love and I.



Oh? What hobbies would YOU say we share? Like, yeah, you get me, but… I hit on you that day because I thought you were hot, Love. Not because we shared a hobby!

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Not even kind of. I am NOTHING like him, Love

Are you jealous of a married couple, Theo Engler ? Or maybe you don't know what that is. You've never seen one before Love and I.



Oh, Joe. Silly man. I wasn’t even talking about you. Also, I have plenty of body hair. Thank you. Not everyone needs to look like sasquatch.

To start with, I'm not a "serial killer". Then... Perhaps body hair-



Love falling for a literal serial killer over me?? What does he have that I don’t :(


I have to ask you a very real and serious question, Love. Do you… own clown shoes?

you’re probably right. my baking skills would be far too superior for the big top . . . 𝒂𝒏𝒅 I don’t really have any clown shoes that are squeakin’ just yet.



RIGHT—- shit. Good thing she reminded him. No daisies it is.

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Somehow I can’t imagine you at the circus. Not sure they’d appreciate your many talents. Besides, I’ve always thought you were a good mom. Always.

well, I’m making it known that I’m one 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍 of a good mother. I’m a good everything, really. should’ve joined the circus.



Well, then he’ll just be ready. Maybe even scramble some flowers together. Is that too cheesy?

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Yeah? Really?

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Never said it was you, Love. Just that there, might’ve been rumblings?

now, who ever said I considered 𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 to be unfit? fathers are just as bad.



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